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[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

[The note is very carefully written in the author’s best handwriting.]

Dear Mr. Person-in-Charge (I’m sorry, I don’t know your name),

I don’t like to be a nuisance, but I think there’s been some kind of mistake. I’m definitely not crazy! Is there any way I could possibly contact my friends? I’m sure they could tell you that.

Yours faithfully,

Kibitoshin, East Kaioshin Kaioshin God Guardian of the Universe

[then, as an afterthought]

(Goku? Are you here?)

Comments

[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

There's no need to be rude.

[bad handwriting]

[longlivetheking]

Now, now. Why would anyone use sarcasm over something like this, hmm?

[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

[there are several false starts and strikeouts at the top of the note]

... okay, now I'm confused. Were you being sarcastic? Or are you being sarcastic now? Or are you being sarcastic about being sarcastic?