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[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

[The note is very carefully written in the author’s best handwriting.]

Dear Mr. Person-in-Charge (I’m sorry, I don’t know your name),

I don’t like to be a nuisance, but I think there’s been some kind of mistake. I’m definitely not crazy! Is there any way I could possibly contact my friends? I’m sure they could tell you that.

Yours faithfully,

Kibitoshin, East Kaioshin Kaioshin God Guardian of the Universe

[then, as an afterthought]

(Goku? Are you here?)

Comments

[strayfag]

You're standing in it. What kind of guardian of the universe lets this place slip by? I think you should at least get me some cigarettes to make up for all the unnecessary suffering.

[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

Wait, this isn't in my universe! I'm sure I'd have seen something like this! And I'm not giving you cigarettes. They're bad for you!

[strayfag]

Can I talk to your superior? The Manager of the Universe or something? Because that's not a good excuse, and as a resident of the universe I know my rights.

[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

Wait, my superior?! No!!! You can't tell the Elder! He'll kill me if he finds out I screwed up again!

[strayfag]

Again? Man, what kind of people are they hiring? I bet things were pretty orderly back in his day.

[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

Wait, no, I didn't mean 'again' like

I'm really not that bad at

It's a tough job to inherit! Some things just don't turn out like they should sometimes... sorry about that...

[strayfag]

Yeah yeah, excuses.

[bitpartgod.livejournal.com]

[strayfag]

You can owe me cigarettes and we'll call it even.