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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.





This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

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OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Mayonnaise. White stuff. He puts it on everything! He even snorts it from time to time!

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Samurai and...TV? You mean samurai on TV, right?

Woah, woah, kick his ass? But why? You guys were on the same side last night, weren't you?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Samurai watching TV and making bets on who wins the next horse race... or playing pachinko.

Eww. No. I just didn't want anybody to get him before I did.



Hey, hey Claude!

Re: strikes legible if you squint

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I'll be sure to do that if I ever run into them♥

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Woah, since when did samurai and TV exist at the same time?! Sorry, but I've never heard of that before.

Just what is it you have against that guy, anyway?


Yeah?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Ewww... what's with the hearts?

Thanks dude!

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Since someone got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to make a world out of it? I don't know.

He tried to kill my minion once. Gin-chan too.



Thanks You're seriously weird.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

So it happens to gorillas, too

That's not puberty, you dolt. Chicks only bleed when they're ******ing or losing their vir--

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Weirdo with the eyepatch?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Nothing at all.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Psh. How would you know?



Yeah. That guy. Short. Dark hair. Creepy voice. Should cover his legs more. Really short. Did I mention short?

Childish handwriting, strikes thoroughly scribbled

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I can't lift things like I used to either. Everyone's supposed to be weaker here. I don't like it. I can't help m fri--

What's puberty?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

[There's a large blot here, as though she stood for a while debating whether and how to answer.]

Puberty is when a child's body begins to grow into a more adult body, particularly where reproductive organs are concerned.

Re: Childish handwriting, strikes thoroughly scribbled

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

(Before anyone starts up with that discussion again...)

Puberty, depending on your sex, varies. However, it is generally known as the period in a girl or boy's life when she or he matures into her or his sexual prime. Girls begin to menstruate, their breasts increase in size (in preparation to feed offspring), and can become very moody due to hormonal imbalances. Boys have these same imbalances, which cause their voices to change involuntarily (low or high) as well as their genitalia. They may also be more aggressive and start to notice girls as something more than the other half of the species.

These are just some specific changes that tend to appear in most of the population, though. It depends on the person how strong or weak these effects are.

--A.F. II

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

You too? You can't lift things too? Why is everybody weaker? It's scary Not that I'm scared of it!

I don't know. I'm too young to know.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

What's genitalia?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Does this mean we can have babies now?


More importantly, does this make us less attractive to pedophiles?

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

[The words "reproductive organs" have been circled]

I'm sorry. What does that mean? I can't read very well.

Re: Childish handwriting, strikes thoroughly scribbled

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I can't read very well, and I don't know what you said...

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I can't lift things, or punch as hard, or run as fast. I used to be really strong, but now I'm only a little strong.

I try not to be scared, but it's hard. I don't want my friends to be gone hurt.

That's what a lot of people said when Ken-kun my friend and I asked about sex. Are you 11 too?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I think this means we could start cloning each other now.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

What's cloning?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

[Slow, deliberate writing. Whee embarrassment.]

Yes to the first question, although I strongly advise against it.

As for the second, that likely depends on the pedophile, although I would recommend you still be cautious.

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

...Not quite cloning.

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

Making an identical copy of someone.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Me too! I used to be really strong and really fast and my wounds heal really really quick! But now I don't think I could lift Sadahharu anymore, and this wound on my stomach should have stopped bleeding eight hours ago.

It's not scary! And they only get hurt because they're stupid and I have to protect them!

No, fourteen. Haha I'm older than you!