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GOURMET CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES
~made to order~
AVAILABLE NOW, IN EXCHANGE FOR:
REMAINS of the more fantastical monsters, or parts thereof
INFORMATION about the Institute's history
SUPPLIES AND TRADE GOODS, especially chemicals from the Second Floor labs
or OTHER ODDITIES & SERVICES as offered

RATES NEGOTIABLE
FREE SAMPLES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST

- WW

P.S. For the anonymous fellow who claimed two days ago to need sweets for "medical reasons"- please see me later today.
P.P.S. For the apple afficionado - I may have something for you as well.

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Waitaminute, free samples? Of candy?

...

Where can I get some?

See me sometime today, or tonight in the kitchen. I'm an older man, with graying hair and a black goatee.

Awesome! I'll see if I can find you sometime.

Oh right! I forgot to sign my name. It's me, Wally West. ;)

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chocomancer.livejournal.com - 2009-03-28 07:04 (UTC) - Expand

I'm interested. What sort of chemicals from the second floor are you looking for?

An assortment. I don't usually know what I'll need until I'm already in the middle of formulation, so I can't give an exact list just now.

To return the question, what sort of sweets are you looking for?

I've got some things, although they are not generally known to be good for consumption due to their caustic qualities.

However, if you want some, I will gladly trade... you say you have fruit candies?

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chocomancer.livejournal.com - 2009-03-28 17:39 (UTC) - Expand

You're making CANDY?

Indeed! As of now I've got some hard candy in various fruit flavors and some semisweet chocolate (not up to my usual standards but I work with the materials I can get), but that's no limitation on what I could make if requested.

Oh, WOW.

Can I have some samples? Please?

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chocomancer.livejournal.com - 2009-03-29 00:37 (UTC) - Expand

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justanimpulse.livejournal.com - 2009-03-29 01:08 (UTC) - Expand

I'm sorry, but what is chocolate?

A popular sweet food from my world, made from cacao beans, sugar, and (usually) milk. It can be eaten plain, or used as an ingredient in more elaborate dishes.

If you'd like to try some, I'll have a sample plate out at lunch.

Sounds interesting. I'll have to see if I can stop by.

Where will you be?

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falseblack - 2009-03-28 23:34 (UTC) - Expand

Really? You've never had chocolate before?! D: I could cry for you right now, that's so tragic! You definitely have to come try some of Wonka-sama's chocolates at lunch!

Never. My father wouldn't allow sweets.

Is there something really wrong with that?

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host-club-honey.livejournal.com - 2009-03-30 15:18 (UTC) - Expand

Chocolates? For monster parts?
Hey Mister, is this like a videogame?

I'm not quite sure what you mean here. I'm simply interested in studying the flora and fauna of nightshift, and am willing to make custom orders in exchange for samples.

Flora and Fauna? Who's that? Mister, are you using me to pick up chicks?

I don't mind. I'll work lots for food.

I've got apples.

Yeah? Can I have them?

Alright.

Got anything cute for a girl yet?

Unfortunately I was a little busy yesterday. I'll be sure to put some work in on this tonight, though; I think I know what to make now. See me tomorrow, all right?

Yeah sure.
Any idea what sort of chemicals you want in return?

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