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[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

GOURMET CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES ~made to order~ AVAILABLE NOW, IN EXCHANGE FOR: REMAINS of the more fantastical monsters, or parts thereof INFORMATION about the Institute's history SUPPLIES AND TRADE GOODS, especially chemicals from the Second Floor labs or OTHER ODDITIES & SERVICES as offered RATES NEGOTIABLE FREE SAMPLES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST

P.S. For the anonymous fellow who claimed two days ago to need sweets for "medical reasons"- please see me later today.
P.P.S. For the apple afficionado - I may have something for you as well.

Comments

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Apple huh? I dunno. I mean, how can you make an apple better? Is it two apples?

I'll try it, but I don't owe you anything [added as an afterthought]if it tastes bad.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I've got apples.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Can I have them?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

What will you give me in return? I've got plans for those apples, but I think I can spare a couple if the price is right.

[Scribbles illegible]

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

I could not kill you. Or tell you how long you got before you die.

What plans have you got for apples, anyway? You gonna eat them? 'Cause I bet you can get apples anytime, right? So why not give me those?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Threatening to kill me is not a smart thing to do considering I am the only person here that has managed to kill any of the real nasty beasties that hunt at night.

I'm making moonshine with them. That's more important than anything you could possibly need them for. If you don't want to bargain, I'll just make a bigger batch.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I AM one of the real nasty beasties.

Moonshine? What the hell? I need them to EAT.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

No you aren't or you wouldn't be writing on this fucking thing. You just think you are. Find someone else to bother if you want a fucking handout.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Not much of a handout if you're wanting something back.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You're the one that wants a handout. I'm only giving them up through a busines transaction. I don't do shit or give up shit for free.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

I hate hu
I'll pass.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Enjoy being apple-less.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

[scribbles of rage and anger and what looks suspiciously like a bite mark on the corner of the paper]

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. Find me later, and we'll see what you think. :)

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Alright.