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[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

GOURMET CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES ~made to order~ AVAILABLE NOW, IN EXCHANGE FOR: REMAINS of the more fantastical monsters, or parts thereof INFORMATION about the Institute's history SUPPLIES AND TRADE GOODS, especially chemicals from the Second Floor labs or OTHER ODDITIES & SERVICES as offered RATES NEGOTIABLE FREE SAMPLES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST

P.S. For the anonymous fellow who claimed two days ago to need sweets for "medical reasons"- please see me later today.
P.P.S. For the apple afficionado - I may have something for you as well.

Comments

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I AM one of the real nasty beasties.

Moonshine? What the hell? I need them to EAT.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

No you aren't or you wouldn't be writing on this fucking thing. You just think you are. Find someone else to bother if you want a fucking handout.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Not much of a handout if you're wanting something back.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You're the one that wants a handout. I'm only giving them up through a busines transaction. I don't do shit or give up shit for free.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

I hate hu
I'll pass.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Enjoy being apple-less.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

[scribbles of rage and anger and what looks suspiciously like a bite mark on the corner of the paper]