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[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

GOURMET CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES ~made to order~ AVAILABLE NOW, IN EXCHANGE FOR: REMAINS of the more fantastical monsters, or parts thereof INFORMATION about the Institute's history SUPPLIES AND TRADE GOODS, especially chemicals from the Second Floor labs or OTHER ODDITIES & SERVICES as offered RATES NEGOTIABLE FREE SAMPLES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST

P.S. For the anonymous fellow who claimed two days ago to need sweets for "medical reasons"- please see me later today.
P.P.S. For the apple afficionado - I may have something for you as well.

Comments

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure what you mean here. I'm simply interested in studying the flora and fauna of nightshift, and am willing to make custom orders in exchange for samples.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Flora and Fauna? Who's that? Mister, are you using me to pick up chicks?

I don't mind. I'll work lots for food.

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Flora and fauna mean varieties of plants and animals. Particularly the animals in this case - I haven't heard of anyone being attacked by a tree, after all.

strikes legible if you squint

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

So...
... you want me to help you pick up animals... animals huh... so you like animals...

good thing it's not little children...

Okay, Mister! I'll help you get it on with the animals for chocolate, but it better be good, okay?

Re: strikes legible if you squint

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Th that

That's not what I meant! I d I wasn't asking you to bring in whole monsters, especially for that! Just samples for study!

Why

Re: strikes legible if you squint

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

That's ok, mister! I'll get your animals, whatever part or size you need. I don't need to know what you do with them! Please don't tell me what you do to them!




So, where do I find these animals?

[illegible scribbles all over the page, and one somewhat legible one at the bottom]

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

They show up in the halls and on the grounds, quite suddenly and seemingly at random. There's a large post on the bulletin board right now about the different ones people have seen and how to fight them.

I usually go to the kitchens at night. If you find anything interesting, meet me there.

Why are you assuming I'm some kind of monstrous pervert

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I'll be there when I find some. There won't be any evil lunch ladies guarding the cafeteria this time, right?

isn't everybody?

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Were you referring to the woman with the sword? If so, it's unlikely. She was probably a fellow patient, actually... brainwashed to guard the room, as seems to happen somewhat often here. But the Sun Room and Cafeteria seem to be popular places for the Institute to station such guards, so be careful anyway, all right?

Erm... no.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I can take care of myself. All they need is a punch, and a kick and a HIYAAAAA!!!

[might have poked a hole in this sheet of paper out of sheer excitement]

And then I'll get my candy, right?

Really? Really really?

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Yes. To all three questions.