[ANON. SO ANON.]

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

One Amazing Bird-Boy looking for a Xena, Uncle Ax, Fearless Leader, Tree-hugger, Curious George. Any of you guys here?

I've lost my feathers If Mr. Manipulation is behind this, we need to kick his multi-dimensional butt into last week. Twice.

Comments

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Okaaaaay.

Why would you say that? (And I'm not the one who coined it, anyway.)

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Because you sound like a bunch of children playing a game of make-believe.

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Man, I wish.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Says the blob of sentient sparkless meat.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're currently a blob of sentient sparkless meat with more meat for a central processing unit and a support system made of calcium composites. I think once you've admitted to that we've kinda left the realm of being able to call other people silly.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

...And what are you, exactly?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Right now, I'm pretty much the same thing. I think we all are.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

So I'll rephrase the question. What were you before?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Transformer. A lot bigger, a lot less squishy and a lot more metal than I am now.

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

... okay, are you for real?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

No, I'm an invisible sentient pencil. :p

Yes, I'm for real. What are you?

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Ha. Funny.

"Sentient sparkless meat" that happens to watch TV sometimes. You do know that Transformers are cartoon characters, right?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Maybe? I wouldn't know, anime and action movie stuff is more my thing. It's probably Swindle's fault.

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

What? No, I mean they're not real.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

...yes, cartoons are in fact, not real. Congratulations on your amazing deductive ability.

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Are you being dumb on purpose, or are you just naturally like this?

Alien robots from outer space don't exist in the real world. Transformers were made up in the 80s so toy companies could sell toys to kids who thought robots that turned into other things were cool.

C'mon, I've only seen Beast Wars and I know this stuff.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Right, changed my mind, you are crazy. Just because they made Autobot toys, that doesn't mean that Autobots don't actually exist.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Metal? Sounds uncomfortable.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Lot better than being covered in glop. I like actually knowing where all my tubes and wires are without having to halfway kill myself if I wanted to look at them.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

And what brought you to life, exactly?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Who brought me online or what gave me my life force? I'm not getting into the metaphysical headache that comes with the second one, but the first one would be Unicron.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Is that some sort of deity?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he likes to think so.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

What is he, then?