[ANON. SO ANON.]

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

One Amazing Bird-Boy looking for a Xena, Uncle Ax, Fearless Leader, Tree-hugger, Curious George. Any of you guys here?

I've lost my feathers If Mr. Manipulation is behind this, we need to kick his multi-dimensional butt into last week. Twice.

Comments

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

....Who did you say you were looking for?

I'm afraid the first will be quite difficult to locate.

[hahaha, I was hoping she'd see this. XD ALSO: STILL SO ANON IT HURTS.]

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

It's written right there. C'mon, you obviously read it once, yeah?

If you don't know what I mean, you're not who I'm looking for.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm not, but are we talking about the same woman? Xena - travels around with an annoying little blonde girlfriend?

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

... are you for real?

Xena's just a nickname. Though I guess you could style Tree-hugger as Gabrielle... Sometimes, we call her Buffy instead. Not that it's any of your business.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm for real, as you so nicely put it.

Your nickname choices could use some work.

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Okaaaaay.

Why would you say that? (And I'm not the one who coined it, anyway.)

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Because you sound like a bunch of children playing a game of make-believe.

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Man, I wish.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Says the blob of sentient sparkless meat.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're currently a blob of sentient sparkless meat with more meat for a central processing unit and a support system made of calcium composites. I think once you've admitted to that we've kinda left the realm of being able to call other people silly.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

...And what are you, exactly?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Right now, I'm pretty much the same thing. I think we all are.

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

So I'll rephrase the question. What were you before?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Transformer. A lot bigger, a lot less squishy and a lot more metal than I am now.

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

... okay, are you for real?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

No, I'm an invisible sentient pencil. :p

Yes, I'm for real. What are you?

[givemeoblivion.livejournal.com]

Metal? Sounds uncomfortable.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Lot better than being covered in glop. I like actually knowing where all my tubes and wires are without having to halfway kill myself if I wanted to look at them.

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Xena? Do you mean Xema? I totally love that show! Don't recognise any of the other names - they are nicknames right, not code names?

-S.B.

[anonanonanon]

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Nope, I mean Xena-- you know, the spin-off from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys? (Never heard of Xema, actually. What's it about?)

A little bit of both. Mostly just nicknames.

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

You're totally spelling it wrong man. It's the same show you were talking about up above.

Xema is about a babe - a warrior princess named Xema who goes around kicking butt. She's got this hot blonde girlfriend too. See?

Gotta say, those are kind of lame code names man. What's your team called?

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

... do you think alternate universes would explain why we're spelling it differently? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm right, but you sound pretty sure, too.

Can't tell you. Too risky.

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

I guess that makes sense. But it seems a really weird difference.

Are all the heroes in your world this paranoid or are you just special? Doesn't it ever get old? If it helps I'm Superboy, though I guess your world might not have a version of me either. No one else's seems to.

[still anon, and strike VERY struck]

[buteo-sapiens.livejournal.com]

Hey, strange stuff happens when you start messing with this sort of thing.

I wouldn't call us heroes, but it's all of us. Anyone could be an enemy. You could be my enemy.

... Superboy? I don't know much about comic books, but isn't that I don't think we have you around. Sorry.