Zack,

We would get interrupted like that, wouldn't we? Anyway, don't think you'll get rid of me so easily! I really want to talk more soon. When do you think you can fit me into your busy schedule?

~Aerith

To the one I spoke to concerning my computer project-

Yes, that is what I meant, and I know the work involved. I intended to offer that myself if necessary.

The suggestion you gave hadn't been considered by my former associate. I'll look into it and get back to you. Take your time in the meantime.

Again. Thank you.

-Electronic Hobbyist

So, I was chatting with my nurse about exercise, and she gave me a great idea for a dream!

There's this staff training area. You just gotta go up the stairs opposite the male block, and it's opposite and to the right. Try getting there in your dreams! Let me know how it goes in the morning, OK?

Y'know, this worked for me so well last time, I think I'm gonna open it up for the public.

See, kiddies, I just so happen to have a toy that I think I might just share, for tonight only. Anyone who wants a go at a wand in the very last shift, just lemme know and maybe we can arrange an exhibition.
-II

((OOC TRANSLATION: Xigbar had so much fun with competition that now he wants to see if anyone else can match his skill with a bow this upcoming nightshift. 'Wand' targets being tall, thin, and obnoxiously difficult to hit, he's hoping for someone really good to entertain him.))

I am very interested in computers and programming. The possibility that my skills will atrophy while I am here worries me; I want to be able to find employment when I am fully recovered.

I am wondering where any computers in this facility might be located, so I know who to speak to about requesting supervised access. For example, maybe my doctor will allow me to practice programming projects in her office while others are relaxing in the Sun Room or library, or possibly a nurse can arrange for me to use a computer somewhere else. Has anyone heard anything?

Ahoy there!

As someone who is new to this establishment, I was advised to join the S&R Club because I'm good with a sword I know lots of great insults I'm looking for people with whom I can swap stories of dangerous fights and other fun pirate hobbies.

So here is my notice to let you leader-types know I'm interested in joining your club, and if you could let me know what sort of quest or requirements there are for initiation, I'd be grateful.

Signed,

Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate