Y'know, this worked for me so well last time, I think I'm gonna open it up for the public.

See, kiddies, I just so happen to have a toy that I think I might just share, for tonight only. Anyone who wants a go at a wand in the very last shift, just lemme know and maybe we can arrange an exhibition.
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((OOC TRANSLATION: Xigbar had so much fun with competition that now he wants to see if anyone else can match his skill with a bow this upcoming nightshift. 'Wand' targets being tall, thin, and obnoxiously difficult to hit, he's hoping for someone really good to entertain him.))

Luxord:

Wanna have fun tonight?

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Robin Hood

Did you say something yesterday about a way to get us our toys? The nurses were pretty fired up on getting me to my room, so I didn't get to answer back when you posted it. Lemme know, 'kay? I still wanna have that match with you when we can.

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Dear Nurses:

Do any of you happen to have a painful bump, like something big 'n' blunt whacked you upside the head, that wasn't there last night? If so, I wanna talk to you. Call me worried.

-James Bleig

Okay, this is a really silly question to ask in a hospital of all places, but can anyone hook me up with a syringe or something like that?
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