To Captain Kirk and Ensign Chekov:

I am uncertain as to what exactly transpired last night; however, it appears I am alive and largely uninjured this morning.

Please inform me of your status.

- Commander Spock

Okay, enough sad faces, let's do something fun, okay?  This one is cute, so let's try it!
It's the Love-Love Umbrella!  Da da da da!!!

If you know how it works, great!  If you're from somewhere that doesn't know about it, here's how it works!  You draw the love-love umbrella and then you write your name under one side and the name of the person you want to share an umbrella with on the other side!  It can be for couples that are already together, or just a wish for someone you want to share it with!  Even if you're not all lovey-dovey, why don't you draw one with the names of all your friends, so they can know how much you care!  Come on everyone!  Let's rain down some love, okay? 

Greetings patients of Landel's Institute. My name is Leon D.S. Geeste, and I have recently become another member capable of creating fine toys to help everyone entertain themselves at night. Metal toys, to be precise. They require a certain skill to play with properly.

If you're interested, I will be starting a sign-up sheet. So as not to overwhelm myself, I will be allowing no more than five people to sign up at once. I will post a reminder on the bulletin each day and ask that the patient whose turn it is next reply to it before dinner. If they don't, their opportunity will be forfeit and I'll use the evening for other endeavors.

Please respond here with questions and a star next to your name if you want a toy crafted along with your reasoning for wanting said item. I reserve the right to deny requests based on this reasoning or based on how you conduct yourself when we arrange to create it.

List:
(Do NOT sign your name here. I'll fill this in myself.)
1) Cissnei
2) bunny knife guy (I'm feeling generous. You better get back to me.) Honey
3) Hatake Kakashi
4) Minato
5) Jun

Also - I currently have metal to spare, but I will require recompense for any that I use to make your toys - preferably before it's crafted. I understand that to get started soon a lot of you won't have access to any yet. In that case, it would be greatly appreciated if you could get some to me as soon as it is possible for you so that I can continue to help others.

((OOC: Note that at this point in time, five people have asked. Further requests stand a good chance of being denied.))

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

At night, the chapel contains a fountain of human blood. It is ornate and appears to have a purpose. Does anyone know the purpose?

It did nothing while myself and another was there.

Has anyone seen a blind man with red hair around? His name is Matt.

[Pen dots] I haven't heard from him since Doyleton. If you see him, tell him his friends from home need to talk to him.