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[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

I have questions. Nurses - don't read this!

What are this place's secrets? Clearly it's all spooky and stuff! There must be secret passageways, hidden chambers, mystical hidden caverns that move around, and possibly Klingons. Where are they? I want to know everything so I can escape and bring bloody vengeance crashing down on the head of the girl who sent me here!

Also, I would like a weapon. Mr. Weapon-Making Person said there's a list, but I prefer not to wait. If anybody's got one, I'm willing to trade. If you know where one is... just tell me.

Please respond with any and all information!

Comments

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Dr. Landel is not likely to listen to your suggestions, and I highly doubt you'll have the chance to speak with him. His goals, I imagine, are quite different from yours.

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Well, hello there! I don't believe we've ever met. At least, I've never read your writing before. My name is Jack Skellington and the pleasure is all mine.

Now why wouldn't he listen to suggestions? I honestly believe I could give him some very good tips about how to improve the monsters here. Some of them are severely lacking, you see, a great disappointment for someone like me. Is there any way at all I could get in contact with him?

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Some of the monster's I've conjured in my day have scared people do badly they didn't sleep for months! It was really quite rewarding.

Now, I completely agree that we should track down Dr. Landel and give him a piece of our minds! Don't let this spoil-sport damper your effusive good humor, Jack.

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Bravo, Anya, bravo! I used to be able to do it myself, but I'm afraid this human costume isn't quite as terrifyingly charming as my old bony self was. I miss taking off my head and using it as a prop. Oh the looks I got for that one!

Then we surely shall, my dear. Just need to get a complete plan together so that we may present it to him when he meet him, yes? I can't wait to have a chance to really do some good here!

[There is evidence the pen rested on the paper a few times and was depressed a little heavily]

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

...How long have you been here?

[strikeout only legible under close scrutiny]

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Screw of None of your business.

Re: [strikeout only legible under close scrutiny]

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Oh, you got here last night, didn't you?

I'll give you the warning I give everyone: Don't travel alone.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

She's my new roommate. I have given her the general information, but then the conversation went... elsewhere.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Lucky you.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

No. Really, really, really no. Your sarcasm is not appreciated. She's... weird, amongst other things.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

I've noticed.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

My name is Captain Hitsugaya Toshiro. I run one of the main clubs for the prisoners here, the Arts and Crafts club.

There is no way to get in contact with him, although he will occasionally show his face during the day. I highly advise against offering him ~any~ suggestions, however. Anything he does here will only serve to make your imprisonment even worse.

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Imprisonment? My goodness, that's no way to look at this! It's an experiment, a vacation even, if you happen to dislike the first term. Now if he really wanted to make this a horror house, I can definitely help him with that. It'll be so much fun!

But other than the usual civilities lacking in the staff, the citizenry here is pleasant enough and the nighttime patrons just need a little guidance and I'm sure they'll see the light. Even the little rats at home would help out if you asked them in the right way.

[There is evidence the pen rested on the paper a few times and was depressed a little heavily]

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

An experiment?

No one will help you here on the staff, I assure you. At night they only want to kill you...or worse.

I repeat my warning. Do not travel alone.

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, a lovely one at that. I've never seen so many Real Worlders moving about with ghouls and ghosts at night when it wasn't Halloween! It's a little disappointing to see that the ones here aren't as good at their jobs as my friends, but what can I say - Dr. Landel needs a refresher course in scaring, I think.

The fact that they want to kill is precisely what I want to talk to this Head Doctor about! He's going about it all wrong. Don't worry one bit, Captain Hitsugaya. I'm working to get it all sorted out.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

I doubt Dr. Landel is doing this just to scare us.

Good luck with that. I'll watch for your soul.

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Why else would he be doing this then?

My soul...?

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

We don't know why, exactly. Most of what he does has no obvious reason to it, and every possible reason we come up with has flaws. The best answer I've seen is that he does it for his own entertainment, running us through a gauntlet and testing us for no reason other than his sick pleasure.

Assuming you have one, yes.

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's entertaiment? Hm... Well, I do see the entertainment in scaring people, but the rest I don't agree with. It's obvious he needs a talking to and that's exactly what I'll do. Everything can be resolved with a good old fashioned talk - and if it can't there are always other less pleasant measures.

I wonder if I do? I've been dead so long I never thought about it. How marvelous would that be? I could scare the soul right out of me!

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Yes, Captain. Jack and I are perfectly capable of handling ourselves, thank you. Please desist in your efforts to harm our productive spirit. We are simply participating in the power structure of the society in which we live. That's democracy at work!

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Haha, perhaps we should meet when next you're free, my dear. We can lay out further plans for the betterment of this World-Town thing!

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

I agree. I believe I have plans most of the rest of the day, but perhaps we could spend some time going over our ideas tonight?

[crossed out lines completely scribbled out]

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Democracy at work?

This is a prison, idiot.

[strikeout semi-legible]

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Even prisoners have certain inalienable rights guaranteed to them in the United States Constitution. My roommate informed me that we are in America, and therefore governed by American law.

Now, I've never actually studied prison law before, but I do know that if we are being detained, we have certain rights: certain standards of hygiene, the right to know the charges against us, certain acceptable modes of conduct from the guards and other prison officials, things like that. The 5th Amendment in the Bill of Rights deals specifically with arrest and incarceration. And then there's the Miranda Laws (named after a man, although you wouldn't suspect it). They have to tell you your rights, and if you weren't Mirandized coming in, then you can sue these guys for everything they're worth! I know I wasn't Mirandized, but maybe it's different with mental institutions in a hell dimension that I got sent to by Bu

See? Democracy.

Re: [strikeout semi-legible]

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Which would work if we were in a normal living America. None of us know exactly what's out there or how different it is compared to where we come from. We're denied any rights because Martin Landel has the power to ignore your democracy.

And that's what he's going to keep doing. Threatening to sue will only make him laugh, I assure you.