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I have questions. Nurses - don't read this!
What are this place's secrets? Clearly it's all spooky and stuff! There must be secret passageways, hidden chambers, mystical hidden caverns that move around, and possibly Klingons. Where are they? I want to know everything so I can escape and bring bloody vengeance crashing down on the head of the girl who sent me here!
Also, I would like a weapon. Mr. Weapon-Making Person said there's a list, but I prefer not to wait. If anybody's got one, I'm willing to trade. If you know where one is... just tell me.
Please respond with any and all information!
What are this place's secrets? Clearly it's all spooky and stuff! There must be secret passageways, hidden chambers, mystical hidden caverns that move around, and possibly Klingons. Where are they? I want to know everything so I can escape and bring bloody vengeance crashing down on the head of the girl who sent me here!
Also, I would like a weapon. Mr. Weapon-Making Person said there's a list, but I prefer not to wait. If anybody's got one, I'm willing to trade. If you know where one is... just tell me.
Please respond with any and all information!
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But other than the usual civilities lacking in the staff, the citizenry here is pleasant enough and the nighttime patrons just need a little guidance and I'm sure they'll see the light. Even the little rats at home would help out if you asked them in the right way.
[There is evidence the pen rested on the paper a few times and was depressed a little heavily]
No one will help you here on the staff, I assure you. At night they only want to kill you...or worse.
I repeat my warning. Do not travel alone.
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The fact that they want to kill is precisely what I want to talk to this Head Doctor about! He's going about it all wrong. Don't worry one bit, Captain Hitsugaya. I'm working to get it all sorted out.
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Good luck with that. I'll watch for your soul.
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My soul...?
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Assuming you have one, yes.
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I wonder if I do? I've been dead so long I never thought about it. How marvelous would that be? I could scare the soul right out of me!
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[crossed out lines completely scribbled out]
This is a prison,
idiot.[strikeout semi-legible]
Now, I've never actually studied prison law before, but I do know that if we are being detained, we have certain rights: certain standards of hygiene, the right to know the charges against us, certain acceptable modes of conduct from the guards and other prison officials, things like that. The 5th Amendment in the Bill of Rights deals specifically with arrest and incarceration. And then there's the Miranda Laws (named after a man, although you wouldn't suspect it). They have to tell you your rights, and if you weren't Mirandized coming in, then you can sue these guys for everything they're worth! I know I wasn't Mirandized, but maybe it's different with mental institutions
in a hell dimension that I got sent to by BuSee? Democracy.
Re: [strikeout semi-legible]
And that's what he's going to keep doing. Threatening to sue will only make him laugh, I assure you.
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