ext_294059 ([identity profile] wishescankill.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-02-17 01:06 pm

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I have questions. Nurses - don't read this!

What are this place's secrets? Clearly it's all spooky and stuff! There must be secret passageways, hidden chambers, mystical hidden caverns that move around, and possibly Klingons. Where are they? I want to know everything so I can escape and bring bloody vengeance crashing down on the head of the girl who sent me here!

Also, I would like a weapon. Mr. Weapon-Making Person said there's a list, but I prefer not to wait. If anybody's got one, I'm willing to trade. If you know where one is... just tell me.

Please respond with any and all information!

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Imprisonment? My goodness, that's no way to look at this! It's an experiment, a vacation even, if you happen to dislike the first term. Now if he really wanted to make this a horror house, I can definitely help him with that. It'll be so much fun!

But other than the usual civilities lacking in the staff, the citizenry here is pleasant enough and the nighttime patrons just need a little guidance and I'm sure they'll see the light. Even the little rats at home would help out if you asked them in the right way.

[There is evidence the pen rested on the paper a few times and was depressed a little heavily]

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
An experiment?

No one will help you here on the staff, I assure you. At night they only want to kill you...or worse.

I repeat my warning. Do not travel alone.

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, a lovely one at that. I've never seen so many Real Worlders moving about with ghouls and ghosts at night when it wasn't Halloween! It's a little disappointing to see that the ones here aren't as good at their jobs as my friends, but what can I say - Dr. Landel needs a refresher course in scaring, I think.

The fact that they want to kill is precisely what I want to talk to this Head Doctor about! He's going about it all wrong. Don't worry one bit, Captain Hitsugaya. I'm working to get it all sorted out.

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt Dr. Landel is doing this just to scare us.

Good luck with that. I'll watch for your soul.

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why else would he be doing this then?

My soul...?

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't know why, exactly. Most of what he does has no obvious reason to it, and every possible reason we come up with has flaws. The best answer I've seen is that he does it for his own entertainment, running us through a gauntlet and testing us for no reason other than his sick pleasure.

Assuming you have one, yes.

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's entertaiment? Hm... Well, I do see the entertainment in scaring people, but the rest I don't agree with. It's obvious he needs a talking to and that's exactly what I'll do. Everything can be resolved with a good old fashioned talk - and if it can't there are always other less pleasant measures.

I wonder if I do? I've been dead so long I never thought about it. How marvelous would that be? I could scare the soul right out of me!

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish you the best of luck, though I doubt you'll succeed with either method. Whatever 'less pleasant methods' you had available at home may not work the same way you would expect them to while you're here.

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, perhaps we should meet when next you're free, my dear. We can lay out further plans for the betterment of this World-Town thing!

[crossed out lines completely scribbled out]

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Democracy at work?

This is a prison, idiot.

Re: [strikeout semi-legible]

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Which would work if we were in a normal living America. None of us know exactly what's out there or how different it is compared to where we come from. We're denied any rights because Martin Landel has the power to ignore your democracy.

And that's what he's going to keep doing. Threatening to sue will only make him laugh, I assure you.

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt Doctor Landel is much of a patriot.

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-02-18 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to list that among his crimes when I kill him.