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[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

I have questions. Nurses - don't read this!

What are this place's secrets? Clearly it's all spooky and stuff! There must be secret passageways, hidden chambers, mystical hidden caverns that move around, and possibly Klingons. Where are they? I want to know everything so I can escape and bring bloody vengeance crashing down on the head of the girl who sent me here!

Also, I would like a weapon. Mr. Weapon-Making Person said there's a list, but I prefer not to wait. If anybody's got one, I'm willing to trade. If you know where one is... just tell me.

Please respond with any and all information!

Comments

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

I wish you the best of luck, though I doubt you'll succeed with either method. Whatever 'less pleasant methods' you had available at home may not work the same way you would expect them to while you're here.