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[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

I have questions. Nurses - don't read this!

What are this place's secrets? Clearly it's all spooky and stuff! There must be secret passageways, hidden chambers, mystical hidden caverns that move around, and possibly Klingons. Where are they? I want to know everything so I can escape and bring bloody vengeance crashing down on the head of the girl who sent me here!

Also, I would like a weapon. Mr. Weapon-Making Person said there's a list, but I prefer not to wait. If anybody's got one, I'm willing to trade. If you know where one is... just tell me.

Please respond with any and all information!

Comments

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

We don't know why, exactly. Most of what he does has no obvious reason to it, and every possible reason we come up with has flaws. The best answer I've seen is that he does it for his own entertainment, running us through a gauntlet and testing us for no reason other than his sick pleasure.

Assuming you have one, yes.

[wearyofscreams.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's entertaiment? Hm... Well, I do see the entertainment in scaring people, but the rest I don't agree with. It's obvious he needs a talking to and that's exactly what I'll do. Everything can be resolved with a good old fashioned talk - and if it can't there are always other less pleasant measures.

I wonder if I do? I've been dead so long I never thought about it. How marvelous would that be? I could scare the soul right out of me!

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

I wish you the best of luck, though I doubt you'll succeed with either method. Whatever 'less pleasant methods' you had available at home may not work the same way you would expect them to while you're here.