To Whom it may concern (and that includes
all of you):
If this has been posted to the bulletin board, it means that I, Asuka Langley Soryu, found the way out. Truly, you all had me rather intimidated by this "no way out" scenario.
It was cute, really, but I grew tired of your poor attitudes and, as they say, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I thought about revealing this institute's secrets, but then I thought... You all have been trying so hard since before I even got here; it would be a slap in the face to let your intelligence go to waste, so I'll keep the secret with me.
You are
most welcome.
To Brainy boy, I leave my red jersey, so you can remember me everywhere you go! You're welcome.
To the rest of you, I am enjoying the freedom of the open air in my giant robotic suit as we run away together into the sunset. Too bad you can't get a good visual of our brilliance, but if you peer out of the courtyard, above the fences, I'm sure you can see me flipping you all off from afar.
It's been a real slice, you poo-flinging psychoes!
- Asuka Langley Soryu
P.S. My eva is flipping you off too. We are both flipping you all off. There are four of them up and directed right at you all.
(a note tacked on to the end)
I made a promise to post this if she was no longer in the Institute and it seems that since she has been 'released,' I must uphold my promise. She said there was a snake here called Kaworu. If anyone should know who that is, I'd like to speak with them. Thank you.
-K.