Written in scratchy handwriting

[doctor_voodoo]

Mr. Threepwood,

I did not see you come in last night. I do hope you have a good reason for missing our appointment again.

- Doctor Facilier

Comments

[Very scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

Threepwood?? What the hay is threepwood even? Does it come from threep trees or something??

[Suspects scraggly writing to be like Guyrbush's childish scrawl]

[doctor_voodoo]

[pen taps]

Guybrush! You can't fool me with that childish handwriting of yours! If you're the so called Mighty Pirate you claim to be, then address my message as so! Don't try and wiggle your way out of missing our appointment by playing dumb and asking foolish questions about non-existing "threep trees"!

- Doctor Facilier

[Very scraggly handwriting, save the signature, which is as flourish-y as Rainbow can make it]

[rainboompow]

[This pen tap here? Represents Rainbow grinning the trolliest of troll grins as she reads the reply.]

Oops! Yarr you caught me! How did you guess?? Was it my obvious pirate-y might?

- GUYBRUSH OF THE THREEPWOODS

[A messy skull and crossbones is scribbled under the signature. If one looks closely enough, the skull is slightly less human-shaped and slightly more pony-shaped than it ought to be.]

[doctor_voodoo]

[Consider this small but angry hole in the paper to be the result of a very annoyed Bokor...]

No. In fact, it is now obvious to me that I am wasting my ink on some half-witted imposter with nothing better to do with their spare time! You are NOT Mr. Threepwood, and NEVER have I seen Guybrush speak or write such gibberish!

Just who do you think you are, sticking your nose into another man's business and bothering him with such cockamamy forgery?! Tell me your true identity if you have the spine to do so, and I may be more inclined to forgive you for your silly meddling!

- Doctor Facilier