[Map and note are in large block print]

[toxicspiderman]

[Posted directly under this post. The medical wing is labeled, in large print that does not match the rest of the map.]

Everyone's a critic.

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[baniichan]

[There's a thin, neat arrow pointed toward "virgin-eating".]

Am I reading this wrong, or do you mean that in the literal sense?

- BBJ

[toxicspiderman]

Literal. Virgin-eating birds. And not in the sexy way.

[baniichan]

You'll have to excuse me if I find that a little difficult to believe.

- BBJ

[toxicspiderman]

I'm not exactly eligible for a controlled study. You volunteering?

If it makes you feel better, the giant squirrels will try to disembowel everyone.

-- S.T.

[baniichan]

No, I'm not. But I'd imagine you'd need both virgins and non-virgins to conduct an accurate study anyway.

Not all of the animals here have such specific tastes, then? I'll be sure to keep that in mind, although I'm not counting on running into any giant squirrels in the near future.

- BBJ

[toxicspiderman]

Or just a lot of virgins with no qualms about cold-weather nudity.

They're easier to kill than the zombies.