[very neat, small-caps block handwriting]

[toxicspiderman]

I WALK ON FOUR FEET IN THE MORNING, TWO FEET IN THE AFTERNOON, AND THREE AT NIGHT. THE MORE FEET I HAVE, THE WEAKER I AM. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

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[handwriting matches original post]

[toxicspiderman]

The food isn't that bad. If you close your eyes and forget it looks like warm Pepto-Bismol vomit.

[tightsofmight]

Except now that image is forever in my head now.

[toxicspiderman]

Sorry, dude, your lack of creativity isn't my fault.