[very neat, small-caps block handwriting]

[toxicspiderman]

I WALK ON FOUR FEET IN THE MORNING, TWO FEET IN THE AFTERNOON, AND THREE AT NIGHT. THE MORE FEET I HAVE, THE WEAKER I AM. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

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[anemptydecapo]

Growing old.

[tightsofmight]

Sprouting hideous limbs and devouring them to hide your shameful secret.

[prodigalson]

I don't understand how this riddle led to a Beatles reference.

[flou-canadian.livejournal.com]

....

Eh?

[anonymous]

[winged_moon]

If you have encountered the guardian of Thebes I suggest you cease exploration immediately.