[very neat, small-caps block handwriting]

[toxicspiderman]

I WALK ON FOUR FEET IN THE MORNING, TWO FEET IN THE AFTERNOON, AND THREE AT NIGHT. THE MORE FEET I HAVE, THE WEAKER I AM. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

Comments

[Unsigned]

[anemptydecapo]

Growing old.

[handwriting matches original post]

[toxicspiderman]

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?

[anemptydecapo]

.

That is not a riddle.

[toxicspiderman]

That wasn't an answer to the question I asked.

[tightsofmight]

Sprouting hideous limbs and devouring them to hide your shameful secret.

[handwriting matches original post]

[toxicspiderman]

The food isn't that bad. If you close your eyes and forget it looks like warm Pepto-Bismol vomit.

[tightsofmight]

Except now that image is forever in my head now.

[toxicspiderman]

Sorry, dude, your lack of creativity isn't my fault.

[prodigalson]

I don't understand how this riddle led to a Beatles reference.

[toxicspiderman]

Read the riddle again.

[flou-canadian.livejournal.com]

....

Eh?

[strikeout legible]

[toxicspiderman]

Eh? What are you, Canadian?

Can I help you?

Re: [strikeout legible]

[flou-canadian.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact, I am Canadian. Do you have some problem with that?

What's this riddle for? Is it just for fun?

[toxicspiderman]

No, comparing notes, and no.

[anonymous]

[winged_moon]

If you have encountered the guardian of Thebes I suggest you cease exploration immediately.

[handwriting matches original post]

[toxicspiderman]

Any reasons to go along with that, or did you just want to play oracle?

[same as above]

[winged_moon]

[There are several false starts here, growing darker as though the writer became more and more frustrated.]

Cassandra had the right of it, even if none believed.

[toxicspiderman]

Do you have a better suggestion? Sitting around and waiting for the answers to be delivered from high isn't my style.

[winged_moon]

If you want answers you'll not find them there.

[toxicspiderman]

Anything I will find?

[winged_moon]

[More false starts, again getting darker until the last one rips through the paper, but no actual response.]