http://not-classified.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] not-classified.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2007-01-15 01:12 am
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Has anyone seen my shadow?

He's got yellow eyes. And yells a lot.

He went missing when I woke up here.
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[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
...bwahahahahaha~! Dude, you've lost your shadow? And he's got yellow eyes... and yells a lot?

Man, what will kids think up next? Got some imaginary friends for us to play around with? We crazies believe in you~!

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Suuure he's not. Didn't you read? I said we all believe you~!

Oh, and what should I say if I meet him? "Excuse me, but a person's looking for you, said you were supposed to be shadowing him"?

...shadowing him. Hah, dude, I kill myself sometimes.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it gets into a shouting match, I think I'd be a match for pretty much anyone. Even a quiet guy's (?) shadow.

'sides, what's the worst he could do? Try to frighten me?

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...you don't know about your own shadow? Dude! It's literally something that you're always with- except for now, and judging from what you're saying, that's not something that happens every day.

No wonder he'd want to get away from you. Sheesh.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, if that's what helps you sleep better at night, then go ahead and believe it. Way I see it? It was his idea to shack up with you for a little while- why else the titles and all this mewling you're doing?

And now? Now you're absolutely useless, and he's high-tailed it to greener pastures. Just think! If you'd had a little backbone, he might still be with you~!

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Whew... you were last in line for the brains, weren't you? Okay, boy; it's obvious that I'm talking waaaaaaaaay over you're head here, so I'll clam up and wait for you to get a clue.

Oh, and if you do find this shadow again, point him to what I said and ask what I meant. I'm sure he'll break it down for you.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on if your friends want to be found by you, dude.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Then you should really introduce me to 'em; seems to me like, if you had real friends, they wouldn't be leaving you high and dry like this.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Beiloune Beiloune Beiloune. This is so much bigger than your puny little Beiloune that you can't even begin to imagine it. So put a sock in it about this 'Beiloune' guy!

...oh, and does that mean that you actually do have a friend in here?

[identity profile] not-classified.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...Does that mean you know what's going on?

Yes, I have a friend...

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you think I've been getting a hand cramp just to see my own words on this board? Of course I know what's going on!

And good for you! Friends are important! Real important! Real important. Really.

...just one? Man, that's sad.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Now see, that would be something I wouldn't want to say right here and now. Mostly because my hand's getting cramped, but also because I want to see the push-over in person.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but we should at least pretend that we believe him; it's the only nice thing to do~!
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