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Has anyone seen my shadow?

He's got yellow eyes. And yells a lot.

He went missing when I woke up here.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

...you don't know about your own shadow? Dude! It's literally something that you're always with- except for now, and judging from what you're saying, that's not something that happens every day.

No wonder he'd want to get away from you. Sheesh.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Hey, if that's what helps you sleep better at night, then go ahead and believe it. Way I see it? It was his idea to shack up with you for a little while- why else the titles and all this mewling you're doing?

And now? Now you're absolutely useless, and he's high-tailed it to greener pastures. Just think! If you'd had a little backbone, he might still be with you~!

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Whew... you were last in line for the brains, weren't you? Okay, boy; it's obvious that I'm talking waaaaaaaaay over you're head here, so I'll clam up and wait for you to get a clue.

Oh, and if you do find this shadow again, point him to what I said and ask what I meant. I'm sure he'll break it down for you.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Depends on if your friends want to be found by you, dude.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Oh? Then you should really introduce me to 'em; seems to me like, if you had real friends, they wouldn't be leaving you high and dry like this.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Beiloune Beiloune Beiloune. This is so much bigger than your puny little Beiloune that you can't even begin to imagine it. So put a sock in it about this 'Beiloune' guy!

...oh, and does that mean that you actually do have a friend in here?

[not-classified.livejournal.com]

...Does that mean you know what's going on?

Yes, I have a friend...

[numberii.livejournal.com]

What, you think I've been getting a hand cramp just to see my own words on this board? Of course I know what's going on!

And good for you! Friends are important! Real important! Real important. Really.

...just one? Man, that's sad.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Now see, that would be something I wouldn't want to say right here and now. Mostly because my hand's getting cramped, but also because I want to see the push-over in person.