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Has anyone seen my shadow?

He's got yellow eyes. And yells a lot.

He went missing when I woke up here.

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Oh? Then you should really introduce me to 'em; seems to me like, if you had real friends, they wouldn't be leaving you high and dry like this.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Beiloune Beiloune Beiloune. This is so much bigger than your puny little Beiloune that you can't even begin to imagine it. So put a sock in it about this 'Beiloune' guy!

...oh, and does that mean that you actually do have a friend in here?

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...Does that mean you know what's going on?

Yes, I have a friend...

[numberii.livejournal.com]

What, you think I've been getting a hand cramp just to see my own words on this board? Of course I know what's going on!

And good for you! Friends are important! Real important! Real important. Really.

...just one? Man, that's sad.

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[numberii.livejournal.com]

Now see, that would be something I wouldn't want to say right here and now. Mostly because my hand's getting cramped, but also because I want to see the push-over in person.