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Okita, I still have that present for you. Want to meet between shifts?

[Separate note, usual anon. Just cutting down on spam here.]

R.

Let's talk later.

- B

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Yes, that would be lovely.

-Okita

I'll meet you by the cafeteria doors at the end of the shift.

Alright.

It's been so long since I arranged a meeting like this. It feels so clandestine♥

Well, we are trading drugs if you managed to keep mine too.

...Please tell me you managed to keep them.

You know...I didn't check. I wonder if that undead person ate them.

Okitaaaaaaaa[trailing down the page in misery]

Oh, Badou-san, you're too easy♥

You're a bad person.

But you like me anyway, don't you?

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I think I was a masochist in a past life.

Good, because I have a bit of a sadistic streak♥ We'll get along perfectly.

...I'm not into that kind of relationship.

Haha, you're so cute when you're scared.

Who's scared? ~~Isn't that supposed to be a turn-on?~~ This is my traumatized face.

Aw, and I don't get to see it in person. :(

I'm sure you'll see it soon enough.

Is that a promise?

Oh, and it appears the tobacco made it. Mostly.

Just a grim prediction.

Mostly?

I look forward to your fortune coming true, then.

Mostly♥ He only chewed on it a little.

I bet you do.

It's just a little zombie drool. It's still good.

You know me too well.

...ew, Badou-san, that's just gross. You have heard the rumors, haven't you? About their disease transferring through their bites?

...I'll wipe them off first.

You really are addicted, aren't you.

Well yeah.

If you don't smoke, do you die?

Yes.

So are you dying yet? Because I don't want to give tobacco to a dead man. That's gross.

I'm not even decomposing yet. Honest. I'll even wash my hands.

Ew, no. :( I'll go feed these to the leftover zombie instead.

I see how it is now.

You're accepting candy from other zombies.

I never said you were my only candy zombie, Badou-san♥

Now I feel betrayed. I thought we had something special.

You're my favorite candy zombie though.

You're just saying that because you want free candy.

Yes, but you only like me because I give you tobacco.

You only like me because you like to torture me and I give you stuff anyway.

I like you for more than that♥

As you wish. I'll find you.

-R.

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GO GO BEST COMBACK

GO GO, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

HEY HE DOESN'T KNOW OKITA IS PSYCHO. HE JUST ASSUMES.

IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT?

WELL RELATIVELY SPEAKING OKITA IS ONE OF HIS MORE NORMAL FRIENDS.

...that is so sad, Badou.

Story of his life.

:( You need new friends, yo.

Only crazy people want to be friends with him. :(

:( At least this crazy is only crazy half the time?

...That would be more reassuring if this wasn't the not-crazy side.

:D He loves you, Badou! by the way, he's totally lying about the cigarettes :]b

That's even more scary. As long as he's not lying about the cigarettes existing. ;A;

No, no, they exist. :3 And in good condition. He just likes teasing.

Pfft, like Badou will figure that out.

why so gullible, Badou?

Because he's a moron. :|

Gj, Badumb. :[

Okita loves it. :[

He does. :] Now if only Badou would love him. :(

Badou loves him in a non BDSM kinda way. He's just being Badou. :[

:[ But non-BDSM is not real love. ;A;

Is that what Hijikata taught you, Okita? That's not standard shinsengumi training.

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That's because Okita is above average. :]

Oh my. So that's where his testosterone went.

:( Yep. It all went that way.

They have to meet in the showers sometime.

Oh god, yes they do.

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