Hey Alle, you were late. What gives?

So, who missed me? Show of hands.

Cigarettes are welcome too.
- Badou


P.S. Alle, seriously dude, I'm not interested in eating you. Not even a little. You know I got bruises on my wrists thanks to you?

[The signature has been torn off once but Badou's re-written it on the upper-half of the note.]

Alkaid -

You still around, or did you suffocate under your chest?

- Badou



Arty -

How's the arm?

Haine, old man -

I've got something to do tonight. I'll see you tomorrow sometime.

- Badou

Yo, Haine. Do you read this thing or what?

Alkaid -

Still alive?




Alle -

How'd your night go?

Anyone who encountered former patients last night.

First of all, my condolences.

Second, I've got a few questions for anyone who's willing to answer them.

1) Where did you see them? Specific as you can be, but 'Doyleton' or 'the Institute' is fine.

2) Do you know if the people you encountered actually died here? Is it possible that they just faded away or disappeared?

3) Have they ever come to see you during visor shift?

4) Were they wearing any kind of armor or uniform that wasn't something they owned originally? If so, what did it look like?

5) Did they use your real name, or the one the institute provided?

Anything else of note would be appreciated. [hesitation mark]

- B

BEST ZOMBIE KILLS

Because that's what zombies are all about. If you didn't actually do anything cool, lie like your balls are depending on it. Remember kids, creativity is its own reward.

Example:

I nominate Alle for using pressurized beer to make the motherfucker's head explode.

Okita, I still have that present for you. Want to meet between shifts?



[Separate note, usual anon. Just cutting down on spam here.]

R.

Let's talk later.

- B

Schuldig.

[This message and all responses were taken down.]

Hey Arty, you up for ice-cream? I was going to introduce you to Alle anyway. Please save me I'm too pretty to die

Alle -

Up for trying again tonight? It'd be a shame if you died a virgin.

[Added later] Disclaimer: We're not fucking. Alle's tender virgin ass is still up for grabs, so everyone - especially the creepy old guy in the back of the store, that's seriously bad for your arthritis man. You could get wanker's cramp from that shit. - please put your cock back into your pants. Thank you.

- Guy who's not fucking Alle

Arty.

[taken down after this conversation]

Did anyone else have therapy with that Makiko bitch? What the fuck is she?

Hey Allelujah, you free for lunch? I want to ask you something.

- Badou