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[strayfag]

Okita, I still have that present for you. Want to meet between shifts?



[Separate note, usual anon. Just cutting down on spam here.]

R.

Let's talk later.

- B

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[notachick.livejournal.com]

You know...I didn't check. I wonder if that undead person ate them.

[strayfag]

Okitaaaaaaaa[trailing down the page in misery]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Oh, Badou-san, you're too easy♥

GO GO BEST COMBACK

[strayfag]

You're a bad person.

GO GO, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

But you like me anyway, don't you?

HEY HE DOESN'T KNOW OKITA IS PSYCHO. HE JUST ASSUMES.

[strayfag]

I think I was a masochist in a past life.

IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS, ISN'T IT?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Good, because I have a bit of a sadistic streak♥ We'll get along perfectly.

WELL RELATIVELY SPEAKING OKITA IS ONE OF HIS MORE NORMAL FRIENDS.

[strayfag]

...I'm not into that kind of relationship.

...that is so sad, Badou.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Haha, you're so cute when you're scared.

Story of his life.

[strayfag]

Who's scared? Isn't that supposed to be a turn-on? This is my traumatized face.

:( You need new friends, yo.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Aw, and I don't get to see it in person. :(

Only crazy people want to be friends with him. :(

[strayfag]

I'm sure you'll see it soon enough.

:( At least this crazy is only crazy half the time?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Is that a promise?

Oh, and it appears the tobacco made it. Mostly.

...That would be more reassuring if this wasn't the not-crazy side.

[strayfag]

Just a grim prediction.

Mostly?

:D He loves you, Badou! by the way, he's totally lying about the cigarettes :]b

[notachick.livejournal.com]

I look forward to your fortune coming true, then.

Mostly♥ He only chewed on it a little.

That's even more scary. As long as he's not lying about the cigarettes existing. ;A;

[strayfag]

I bet you do.

It's just a little zombie drool. It's still good.

No, no, they exist. :3 And in good condition. He just likes teasing.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You know me too well.

...ew, Badou-san, that's just gross. You have heard the rumors, haven't you? About their disease transferring through their bites?

Pfft, like Badou will figure that out.

[strayfag]

...I'll wipe them off first.

why so gullible, Badou?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You really are addicted, aren't you.

Because he's a moron. :|

[strayfag]

Well yeah.

Gj, Badumb. :[

[notachick.livejournal.com]

If you don't smoke, do you die?

Okita loves it. :[

[strayfag]

Yes.

He does. :] Now if only Badou would love him. :(

[notachick.livejournal.com]

So are you dying yet? Because I don't want to give tobacco to a dead man. That's gross.

Badou loves him in a non BDSM kinda way. He's just being Badou. :[

[strayfag]

I'm not even decomposing yet. Honest. I'll even wash my hands.

:[ But non-BDSM is not real love. ;A;

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Ew, no. :( I'll go feed these to the leftover zombie instead.

Is that what Hijikata taught you, Okita? That's not standard shinsengumi training.

[strayfag]

I see how it is now.

[strayfag]

You're accepting candy from other zombies.

That's because Okita is above average. :]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

I never said you were my only candy zombie, Badou-san♥

Oh my. So that's where his testosterone went.

[strayfag]

Now I feel betrayed. I thought we had something special.

:( Yep. It all went that way.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You're my favorite candy zombie though.

They have to meet in the showers sometime.

[strayfag]

You're just saying that because you want free candy.

Oh god, yes they do.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you only like me because I give you tobacco.

[strayfag]

You only like me because you like to torture me and I give you stuff anyway.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

I like you for more than that♥