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[sheisthecause.livejournal.com]

Let's say I went for an evening stroll in Doyleton on Saturday and got bitten. Now the wound is infected, but the real trouble is that I feel more aggressive than usual, especially at night. Not to mention [several illegible strikeouts] hungrier.

Somebody here must watch horror movies. Is there any way to treat these symptoms?

[Added after exchange with Aidou]: It hasn't gotten any better since the first night.

Comments

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[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

That's weird, I got bitten twice and worst I'm going to have are some really weird scars to explain.

Is anyone else apparently zombie-proof?

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[boyking]

It's not just you.

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[kindalikedit]

[Also heavily disguised, not recognizable as posting earlier. Dean's forged it to look like "Earl Bassett's" handwriting]

Sure this is a good idea?

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[boyking]

Not like I'm thumb-tacking up a photograph, dude.

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[kindalikedit]

Still. Advertising this? Could get another Lafayette.

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[boyking]

It's not advertising. Unless I start referencing locations where noteworthy events occurred.

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[kindalikedit]

[Dean's heavily scratched out the Lafayette part, it's illegible]

Done being bitchy?

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[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

...please tell me this is not more gay robots.

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[kindalikedit]

You do know R2 and 3PO are fake, right?

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[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think you just shattered all my dreams.

But even if they are, you haven't noticed all the other gay robots in this place? I think Landel's got a collection happening.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's some robots who conform to human notions of gender and sexuality somewhere. I can help you find one if you're really that interested.

Besides, it can't be a full gay robot collection. We're missing Sunstreaker.

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[boyking]

Oh for I'm not

You gotta let me find some answers, that's all I'm saying.

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[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Awww, now I don't feel special at all.

But seriously, any idea why it's affecting some and not others?

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[boyking]

Pretty sure not turning into a zombie is kinda special on its own.

Nothing that I can think of. Might just be something on a molecular level.

[sheisthecause.livejournal.com]

I think most of the people I know were bitten at least once, but only some of the bites were infected. There doesn't seem to be much logic to it.

[anon]

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Some of us are natural predators. Maybe that's why.

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[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Unless you can prove everyone who got infected is like that, I don't know if it really works like that.

[sheisthecause.livejournal.com]

You know, it might just be random chance. For example, some mosquitoes are carrying malaria, some aren't, and it just depends which one bites you. Maybe it was the same with those monsters.

We could probably make a lot of guesses, but it's a little late for that now. I'm more interested in seeing if anyone has any possible solutions.

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[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I don't think anyone decided to test if the zombie that gave them whatever the disease is would also give it to their friends. At least I really hope not.

Uh, sorry. Seems like the solutions are 'don't eat people, or you'll get punched in the head'.

[anon]

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I said maybe. I don't fucking know for sure.