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[sheisthecause.livejournal.com]

Let's say I went for an evening stroll in Doyleton on Saturday and got bitten. Now the wound is infected, but the real trouble is that I feel more aggressive than usual, especially at night. Not to mention [several illegible strikeouts] hungrier.

Somebody here must watch horror movies. Is there any way to treat these symptoms?

[Added after exchange with Aidou]: It hasn't gotten any better since the first night.

Comments

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[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think you just shattered all my dreams.

But even if they are, you haven't noticed all the other gay robots in this place? I think Landel's got a collection happening.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's some robots who conform to human notions of gender and sexuality somewhere. I can help you find one if you're really that interested.

Besides, it can't be a full gay robot collection. We're missing Sunstreaker.