[handwriting very deliberately disguised]

[sheisthecause.livejournal.com]

Let's say I went for an evening stroll in Doyleton on Saturday and got bitten. Now the wound is infected, but the real trouble is that I feel more aggressive than usual, especially at night. Not to mention [several illegible strikeouts] hungrier.

Somebody here must watch horror movies. Is there any way to treat these symptoms?

[Added after exchange with Aidou]: It hasn't gotten any better since the first night.

Comments

[disguised handwriting]

[boyking]

It's not advertising. Unless I start referencing locations where noteworthy events occurred.

Re: [disguised handwriting]

[kindalikedit]

[Dean's heavily scratched out the Lafayette part, it's illegible]

Done being bitchy?

[disguised handwriting]

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

...please tell me this is not more gay robots.

Re: [disguised handwriting]

[kindalikedit]

You do know R2 and 3PO are fake, right?

[disguised handwriting]

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think you just shattered all my dreams.

But even if they are, you haven't noticed all the other gay robots in this place? I think Landel's got a collection happening.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's some robots who conform to human notions of gender and sexuality somewhere. I can help you find one if you're really that interested.

Besides, it can't be a full gay robot collection. We're missing Sunstreaker.

[disguised handwriting]

[boyking]

Oh for I'm not

You gotta let me find some answers, that's all I'm saying.