[clearly written by a ten-year-old]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

Comments

[usual anonymous block letters]

[pleading-ngri.livejournal.com]

Define 'psychic.' There are several people around with abilities that might fall under that label.

[So very anon]

[kindalikedit]

I wouldn't get mixed up in that kind of crap. Just sayin.

Re: [So very anon]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Hey, do you have a problem with people like us? We're not all bad.

Re: [usual anonymous block letters]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. The usual. Telekinesis, levitation, pyrokinesis... that kind of thing.

Re: [So very anon]

[kindalikedit]

I'll believe it when I see it.

Re: [So very anon]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Ever heard of the Psychonauts? We They risk our lives AND sanity just so people like you and me can be safe.

So don't you DARE badmouth psychics!

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Well, if you only like the boring flavors...

Re: [So very anon]

[kindalikedit]

Never heard of them.

Funny how that goes 'cause way I've seen it, psychics'll just run on a rampage and do whatever they want just 'cause they think they can. The ones I've seen are murdering douchebags.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

I just got done beating up a moustached psychic traitor who wanted to take over the world with tanks powered by the brains of camp kids.

I think I'll stick with the boring flavors for now.

Re: [So very anon]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well... I've seen a few of those too. Well, one really. But you can't judge an entire people just by a few bad eggs, you know?

Re: [So very anon]

[kindalikedit]

I've seen ple -

[The word suddenly jerks off into a jagged line]

Re: [So very anon]

[boyking]

[Sam's cockblocked pulled Dean away before Dean digs himself another hole. :| ]

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

BRING IT!

ANY t, ANY COORDINATES, MY PSYCHES'LL TRASH YOU!

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

Once I finish crunching Landel or whatever the factor just took his place, that is. First things first, then outer inner last. Need my wings.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

...bwuh?

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

He is challenging you to a contest of what I presume to be psychic might at a time and place of your choosing.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Are you serious?

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

You're a psychic?!

What's your name?

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, yeah.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Razputin. But you can call me Raz.

Are you psychic too?

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

A psychic duel, huh? I'm up for it!

Just... name the time and place, because I'm not familiar with the schedule this place runs by.

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm not a psychic, but I've met quite a few in my day...

As for my name, it's Porky.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Porky, huh? Well nice to meet you!

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Does that rate anywhere in your list of evil?

[disguised]

[catstreetblues.livejournal.com]

Now this I gotta see.