[clearly written by a ten-year-old]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

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[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm not a psychic, but I've met quite a few in my day...

As for my name, it's Porky.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Porky, huh? Well nice to meet you!

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say the same, but I technically haven't had the pleasure of meeting you. Would it be possible for us to actually meet in person? I'm afraid that my schedule's rather tied up, but I'm free 4th shift. How about you?

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

I just got here, so my schedule's a blank slate. Fourth shift sounds great. I'll be here in the Sun Room, and you can recognize me by my shortness, yellowish skin, and dark reddish hair.

See you later!

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Excellent! At the very least, I hope I'll be able to give you a few tips. See you then!