[clearly written by a ten-year-old]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

Comments

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

He is challenging you to a contest of what I presume to be psychic might at a time and place of your choosing.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

A psychic duel, huh? I'm up for it!

Just... name the time and place, because I'm not familiar with the schedule this place runs by.

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

Are you a new arrival? If you are not fully aware, your abilities, if significant, are likely under heavy suppression. The same is almost certainly true of your prospective opponent.

There's little to prove and even less to gain.

[shaky penmanship is shaky]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Wha

But

WHAT?! THAT'S BS!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

[still a little shaky, but calmer]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

PS: I'm STILL gonna have that duel! I don't believe this crap for a second!

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

Now we're talkin'!

[A copy of the First Floor map has been drawn with a grid. The X and Y axis cross in the Sun Room]
(X,Y) = (0,0)
Let α = fLandel[Institutionalized Integration]
Let β = fLandel[Terabytes of Terror]
β+.5h < t < β+1.5h

Incompletes will be destroyed!

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean?

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

...

OH!

In an hour, right?

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

FAIL!

Answers will only be accepted within the set parameters for accuracy!

fLandel is a binary function! That means there's two modes, you hectopascal! And right now, we're in fLandel[Institutionalized Integration].

That's your only hint; calculate the rest by your own hand!

[AFTER CONVENIENTLY READING ABOUT NIGHTSHIFTS ON THE BB]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

I was home schooled in the circus, how am I supposed to

Umm. One hour after dark?

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

BE THERE OR BE SQUARED!

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Whew... Got it!




...isn't it "Be there or be square?"