damned_bulletin | [clearly written by a ten-year-old]

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Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

Are you serious?

Unfortunately, yeah.

Does that rate anywhere in your list of evil?

Depends on the motives, which based on the method I'm going to have to guess were just as idiotic.

Good to know evil has standards.

I have standards. Evil just has high turnover.

High turnover. Ok, that's funnier than it was probably meant to be.

Well, he just had daddy issues.

And height issues.

...yeah, I guess they were kind of idiotic.

So that would make you the man who saved the world, huh? A real big hero.

Well, I don't mean to brag, but yeah, pretty much.

Not necessarily a compliment, boy.