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[constellates.livejournal.com]

Badou

Let's go on an adventure tonight!!

I'll be waiting!

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[strayfag]

...Alkaid?

[constellates.livejournal.com]

Let's save any "touching reunion scenes" for later, LOL.

Sit tight until then! If that's even possible for you!!

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What the fuck? No. The last time we did any touching your chest tried to eat my arm. I'm still traumatized.

Where the hell have you been for the last few days? You're not a zombie are you?

[constellates.livejournal.com]

I was kidding, idiot! Like I'd wanna touch you!!

I dunno. I think I've been sleeping for a long time. I don't know how long.

And zombies can't write, can they? All they do is stumble, moan, and bite things. That's, like, Zombie Rule #1, haha.

[strikeouts gone]

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Isn't that reverse pedophilia or something anyway?

...Sleeping? Seriously? Even Schuldig couldn't I should have known all along you were getting your beauty rest or some shit like that. It's a good thing you're back now anyway.

Or shamble if they're fucking respectable at all. Last night one of them ran at me. What kind of undead olympic shit is that?

[constellates.livejournal.com]

Hey! Not if we're talking about mental ages here!!

Haha, well, weird question, but have you ever been in a coma? It was a lot like that. In any case, I'm right as the mail! Mostly, anyway.

That's just dumb! There's only like, one zombie movie in which that happens, and that was a rare case. The ones I saw were just normal zombies. You didn't get bit, did you?

[strayfag]

So mentally you're an old woman? That explains a lot.

...I'll take your word for it. The usual spot tonight?

I saw this one zombie movie where they all ran. But it was some kind of stupid wannabe zombie monkey virus shit. This guy started off normal, but something changed him halfway through the night. Nah, I didn't get bit. What about you? You woke up last night, right? Were you in town?

[constellates.livejournal.com]

I am not old, geez!! If I was old I'd, you know, hit people with my cane and cut in line at the convenience store without being yelled at for it! I'm still young, and have the perky boobs to show for it!! No sag here!

You know it :)

Yeah, but people infected with a virus are still zombies. I actually think it's better when the zombies aren't magical, LOL. It's more credible!! But, anyway, yeah.. I actually did get bit. I thought I was a goner with the way the bite looked, but I'm fine now. No flesh cravings!☆ But if everyone was in some town, that kinda makes sense! There were like five whole people in this place, hahaha. Was stuck here. Got to hear some pretty wacky Head Doctor stuff.

**OH, BTW, no cigarettes in the place you found them before. That doctor's office? Completely different + no presents for you. Not that I looked for them or anything!! We were just looking for a vaccine, that's all!!!

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Really? The left one looks a little saggy to me.

Who cares if its credible? Zombie moves are about shambling masses of the undead being clubbed into the next life with their own legs. At least the bite was a temporary thing.

We were all in Doyleton. Didn't even know there were people still here last night. I heard about the head doctor stuff too. He's probably taking a vacation to do long, hard hours of paperwork with the radio guy. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Yeah, I know. [pen mark] Did it even look a little bit burnt?

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You don't seriously remember Yeah, whatever!

Everyone else I met here was a total noob. Had to explain this place to 2 different people. Doyleton, though? Huh, never heard of it. Makes me wonder how long I've been out.

What looked burnt... the room? Nah, the room was fine. Why? You start a fire with one of your cancer sticks?

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I guess the newbies woke up here as usual. You didn't hear about the field trip thing? I've been down there twice now. First time was pretty normal though. It's just a little town somewhere. They drag us down by bus every Saturday.

Something like that.

[constellates.livejournal.com]

So that means I've been out like a light for more than a full week... Geez, I'm sorry. I would wanna kick my ass for something like that.

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Six days. I thought you were dead.

[constellates.livejournal.com]

I'm I'm really sorry, okay?

But hey, we'll going adventuring tonight again, won't we? Just like old times, right?

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Didn't I say I'd see you tonight?

[constellates.livejournal.com]

...Okay! You better not ditch me, or you'll be sorry!! :)

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I might invite Alle along too, depending on what he's up to tonight. Turns out he's not a douchebag.

[constellates.livejournal.com]

Who's that? Someone we met before?

[strayfag]

You'll see.

[constellates.livejournal.com]

All right ☆

[Anonymous]

[tightsofmight]

[A couple of hesitant dots]

Was it someone who died at the institute, or one from the town?

[strayfag]

The bartender. I forgot the name of the bar, but it was the only one in town.

Why? Were people who died here wondering around out there too?

[Anonymous]

[tightsofmight]

Yeah. They could move and talk almost like normal.

fff your previous icon. ;A;

[strayfag]

That answers that question.

Dammit, Ultimatum. >[

[tightsofmight]

Let's hope it was a one time thing.

Outsiders quote makes > 9000 times worse

[strayfag]

Doubt it. I'm not looking forward to how they'll top that show.

;A; Dally and Johnny, whyyyyy

[tightsofmight]

Jurassic Park?

Does that make Peter Ponyboy?

[strayfag]

...What?

Only if Badou is Cherise.

[tightsofmight]

No one can outrun the raptors.

He does have the prettiest hair.

[strayfag]

Aw fuck.

[anonymous]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

What are 'raptors'?

[anonymous and GETTING HIS NERD ON]

[tightsofmight]

Are you...okay then.

They're dinosaurs. Prehistoric, cold-blooded animals that roamed the earth up until about 60 million years ago, give or take. Most of them were giants, but raptors were one of the few that were actually shorter than humans. Think of a carnivorous lizard on two legs, six feet long and reaching at about your knee.

[anonymous]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

...That's unpleasant. I've never heard of these 'dinosaurs' before, but I am glad they all died. Did the gods slay them?

[anonymous]

[tightsofmight]

Not...I'm assuming they didn't, but you know. Different worlds have different ways and all that jazz.

There's a couple of different theories about how they died. Some people think it was a giant meteor, others think it was a shift in climate and they couldn't cope, Deccan Traps volcanic eruptions, etc. No one's pinned it down yet.

[anonymous]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

I see. The future certainly likes to make up many different theories, doesn't it? Thank you for this information.