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Hey! Not if we're talking about mental ages here!!

Haha, well, weird question, but have you ever been in a coma? It was a lot like that. In any case, I'm right as the mail! Mostly, anyway.

That's just dumb! There's only like, one zombie movie in which that happens, and that was a rare case. The ones I saw were just normal zombies. You didn't get bit, did you?

So mentally you're an old woman? That explains a lot.

...I'll take your word for it. The usual spot tonight?

I saw this one zombie movie where they all ran. But it was some kind of stupid wannabe zombie monkey virus shit. This guy started off normal, but something changed him halfway through the night. Nah, I didn't get bit. What about you? You woke up last night, right? Were you in town?

I am not old, geez!! If I was old I'd, you know, hit people with my cane and cut in line at the convenience store without being yelled at for it! I'm still young, and have the perky boobs to show for it!! No sag here!

You know it :)

Yeah, but people infected with a virus are still zombies. I actually think it's better when the zombies aren't magical, LOL. It's more credible!! But, anyway, yeah.. I actually did get bit. I thought I was a goner with the way the bite looked, but I'm fine now. No flesh cravings!☆ But if everyone was in some town, that kinda makes sense! There were like five whole people in this place, hahaha. Was stuck here. Got to hear some pretty wacky Head Doctor stuff.

**OH, BTW, no cigarettes in the place you found them before. That doctor's office? Completely different + no presents for you. Not that I looked for them or anything!! We were just looking for a vaccine, that's all!!!

Really? The left one looks a little saggy to me.

Who cares if its credible? Zombie moves are about shambling masses of the undead being clubbed into the next life with their own legs. At least the bite was a temporary thing.

We were all in Doyleton. Didn't even know there were people still here last night. I heard about the head doctor stuff too. He's probably taking a vacation to do long, hard hours of paperwork with the radio guy. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Yeah, I know. [pen mark] Did it even look a little bit burnt?

You don't seriously remember Yeah, whatever!

Everyone else I met here was a total noob. Had to explain this place to 2 different people. Doyleton, though? Huh, never heard of it. Makes me wonder how long I've been out.

What looked burnt... the room? Nah, the room was fine. Why? You start a fire with one of your cancer sticks?

I guess the newbies woke up here as usual. You didn't hear about the field trip thing? I've been down there twice now. First time was pretty normal though. It's just a little town somewhere. They drag us down by bus every Saturday.

Something like that.

So that means I've been out like a light for more than a full week... Geez, I'm sorry. I would wanna kick my ass for something like that.

Six days. I thought you were dead.

~~I'm~~ I'm really sorry, okay?

But hey, we'll going adventuring tonight again, won't we? Just like old times, right?

Didn't I say I'd see you tonight?

...Okay! You better not ditch me, or you'll be sorry!! :)

I might invite Alle along too, depending on what he's up to tonight. Turns out he's not a douchebag.

Who's that? Someone we met before?

You'll see.

All right ☆