ext_202018 ([identity profile] k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2007-05-21 11:18 am
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[handwriting erratic as always]

I seem to have become quite popular recently. As such, I'd like to address a few points publicly rather than trying to track you all down individually, as there is only so much time in the day.

- Yes, I am a telepath.
- Ergo, I can hear you when you talk about me.
- My hair color is natural, I would be more than happy to prove it to anyone who asks, and the hair itself is a gift to aesthetes everywhere. I can't help it if you've got no sense of style, Mustang.
- No, I probably don't give a damn about you. Those I do like, know it.
- Don't pay too much mind to Kudoh, he's just jealous.
- I'm far too valuable to be written off casually, as the sharper-minded of you are already aware.
- I know you're here, Aya~

[identity profile] theycutitout.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Studies show an increased rate of endometriosis in women with red hair. If you were a woman, you could potentially be infertile and experience internal bleeding among things.

*strike-outs not legible - THO IT PROLLY DOESN'T MATTER TO SCHU*

[identity profile] she-bloomed.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Telepathy? I'm guessing you didn't develop it as a jutsu.

And I get the same crap about my hair! But I'm not quite so willing to, um, prove it Is it that hard to believe this isn't dye? Honestly.

[identity profile] never-learns.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Jealous? Of what? I've yet to see anything to be jealous of.

[identity profile] braidless.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize the staff reads this, right?

[identity profile] byname-bynature.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they really? It's a wonder some nurse hasn't taken down 80% of this board already.

(Reposted because I can't type. -_-)

[identity profile] braidless.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen them alter messages before. They do read them, whether they censor everything or not.

[identity profile] never-learns.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
In the vain hope that you'll take the hint and realise that I'm really not jealous.

[identity profile] braidless.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
But would it honestly hurt you to at least act a little sane? Not to mention it just seems foolish to draw unnecessary attention to yourself like this, regardless of whether they know what you're capable of or not.

[identity profile] byname-bynature.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that seems hardly fair. But, I suppose a place like this can afford to revoke free speech.

[identity profile] never-learns.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I said, what's to be jealous of?

[identity profile] byname-bynature.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seem" being the operative word. Assuming that an enemy doesn't take interest in the smallest of actions could lead to a fatal miscalculation.

[identity profile] braidless.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Fairness isn't a concept many people here care for. Their turf, their rules. But that's how it is in most places.
idolism: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] idolism 2007-05-21 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Then please tell me you're better at controlling your telepathy than some people around here.

[identity profile] byname-bynature.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Very true, very true. I suppose we're currently behind enemy lines and therefore, must play by their rules for now.

And believe me, I don't expect everyone--nurse, doctor, or otherwise--to believe in "fairness". Life, by definition, is unfair. It only irks me to know that these people are stifling the one outlet we have.

[identity profile] never-learns.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Struck out text is unreadable, but Schuldig will doubtless pick up the intent]

Yeah, your telepathy was so helpful to you the other day when we were talking to Hughes.

None of them have ended in murder. yet

[identity profile] part1of3.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
There are more of you?

Oh no.

[identity profile] rabastlestrange.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Aya Fugemuwhatsit?

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