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Soooo, uh. 'Bout that thing. In the Sun Room.

Whoops?

If you got shanked, I'm kinda ~~sorry~~--- I. ~~I'm not gonna ask for forgiveness or anything, 'cuz it's not like~~ I hope I didn't mess any of you up too bad. ~~I did try to hold back a lot.~~ And if you got Mini'd, I'm totally not sorry at all, because that was pretty hilarious.

Aaaaaaanyway. Miku, okay? Kenshin, how 'bout you? I can try fixing up your arm a bit more tonight, if you want. ~~What the hell were you DOING, getting chucked off a balcony?~~ Mizuho, uh, guess we'll haveta try again another time. Wasn't exactly countin' on getting dragged off like that. Turks! Hope you had a fun night, even though I bet you must be feeling like a bunch of total lamers for missing out on the party. Yukari? Sagara-Junior? Lulu n' Suzie? I bet you forgot to pick up something for me in that shed, didn'tcha. Everybody else? C'mon, gimme messages!

~~ALSO, does anybody wanna help me find Landel so I can re-arrange his innards to spell 'gigantic retard'? Jerk has it coming like sixty gazillion times over.~~

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Experience does that t'ya.

Weeeeelll, uh, ALL of it. I meant to get as much as possible last night, but... yeah, didn't happen. Since you were the one who told me 'bout it, though, I've got a great idea!

I didn't think you were the type, but I guess I was wrong.

Right, disruption in plans ... I get it. So what's this idea?

Took me as the 'teehee happy prankster', huh?

THE PLAN! It's really simple. And awesome. You can come help me get the metal!

If this is the Being Completely Honest Hour, yeah, something like that.

You want me to?

Just don't go spreading rumours about how I'm actually a deep and sensitive soul, OK? You'll damage my reputation!

What, you're not afraid of getting a little dirty, are ya?

Don't worry, I wouldn't want to do anything else that may shatter your heart and soul. How fragile is it, anyway?

No, of course not! Like there's anything hard about it at all.

Fragile like a beautiful glass butterfly. Like a lilly in the snow. Like a triple-chocolate-chip cookie in the milk.

Guess we'll have to see about that. In any case... you're up for joining Team Awesome tonight, then?

Gotcha. I'll be very, very careful, then.

What? Fine, I'll do it.

Glad to hear it! 'Cuz, y'know, if you keep stomping on my delicate ego, I might never ever be the same again afterwards, and then you really would owe me a bunch.

OK! Step one in preperation for Team Awesome is Learning How To Sound More Enthusiastic.

There's always the possibility that you'd be too broken to realize I'd owe you anything, in the end.

It's not like metal gathering is the most exciting thing to do to begin with. Look, I said I can do it, and... Yeah, I know, I should help anyway.

I'd never be too broken to realize when somebody owes me! But... just in case, I think I'll write it down and carry the note in my pocket.

Hey, hey, hey, just because metal gathering itself isn't the most mentally stimulating thing in the world, doesn't mean you get to be all like that. You're meeting me! That should be reason enough to be cheerful.

You sure got all your tracks covered. There goes my plan.

Okay, okay, I got it, I'll put on my happy face just for you.

I'll also be sure to pass the message to my nearest and dearest. 'YUKARI OWES ME BIGTIME'. I can scribble it on the walls, too. Tell the nurses. Hijack the intercom system and tell the whole Institute.

If it isn't big enough to make your cheeks hurt, I'm not giving you any candy.

You really like getting what you want, huh?

Oh, so you finally got some?

Now where'd you go getting an idea like that from.

Had some for a while, actually! Got it during the last Doyleton visit.

Just a wild guess.

In that case, it depends on what kind it is.

Charming to the bitter end.

I got a bunch of stuff. There's some hard candy fish, couple of different chocolates, some fruity stuff, aaaaannnnd a lollipop. But that last one's mine for sure.

Alright, you can keep the lollipop. What if I said I could go for some chocolate?

Then I'd say that I'll save you one, but that you'll totally owe me double for it. >P

Weren't you just offering?

I said I'd give you candy, but I never said it'd be for free!

Anyways, there's been a slight change of plan! Or an addition. Something like that. I have a couple of errands to run before we can meet up, including picking up my ~~baby~~ shuriken. [arrow drawn here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/436568.html?thread=12833112#t12833112)], but then I still have to pick up like 1kg of metal for somebody else. Since that shouldn't take too long, d'you still wanna come along? We could find something better to do afterwards.

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You're also not very generous, you know.

Oh? Alright, less work to do, then.

I'm a businesswoman. ♥

OK! So, whaddya wanna do after that? Any place you've got in mind? I've always wanted to find that patients posessions room, or even the file room.

I can already tell you'll do juuuust fine with some parts of the business world.

Really? I've been to both before, and they're not very exciting. But if you're that bent on going...