[Handwriting kinda rushed.]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Soooo, uh. 'Bout that thing. In the Sun Room.

Whoops?

If you got shanked, I'm kinda sorry--- I. I'm not gonna ask for forgiveness or anything, 'cuz it's not like I hope I didn't mess any of you up too bad. I did try to hold back a lot. And if you got Mini'd, I'm totally not sorry at all, because that was pretty hilarious.

Aaaaaaanyway. Miku, okay? Kenshin, how 'bout you? I can try fixing up your arm a bit more tonight, if you want. What the hell were you DOING, getting chucked off a balcony? Mizuho, uh, guess we'll haveta try again another time. Wasn't exactly countin' on getting dragged off like that. Turks! Hope you had a fun night, even though I bet you must be feeling like a bunch of total lamers for missing out on the party. Yukari? Sagara-Junior? Lulu n' Suzie? I bet you forgot to pick up something for me in that shed, didn'tcha. Everybody else? C'mon, gimme messages!

ALSO, does anybody wanna help me find Landel so I can re-arrange his innards to spell 'gigantic retard'? Jerk has it coming like sixty gazillion times over.

Comments

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

I'm okay.

But you shrank me. Yuffie-chan. I could've been eaten by a... a bug!

[not his usual handwriting - the nurse is doing it for him]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Oh my, did Yuffie-san have some problems last night?

-Julian Ikeda

[anon]

[full-score.livejournal.com]

At least someone can act cheerful about it.

[purgatio]

...Yuffie, huh....

...Well, I for one, had a fine time. Even if-

[superdynamic.livejournal.com]

Did you have Special Counseling? Are you alright? Don't feel like it was your fault, it was Landel's. Also, we got an extra bat last night. Don't know if you want it, and Lelouch probably wouldn't want me to give it away without trading something for it.

[remedying.livejournal.com]

... You're taking it pretty well.

What kind of message do you want?

[degozaruyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you for...whatever that was. Actually, Yuffie-dono, what was that? This one has never seen anything like that.

Also...about the other thing. This one doesn't blame you for it, but we will never speak of it again.

[kingside]

The metal there wasn't the best quality. I was thinking of visiting the gardener's shed or possibly the kitchen instead for something better-- unless you want a weapon that'll bend or break the first time you use it?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

No need to apologize, Wutai. I was [inkblot] kinda evil last night, too.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Agreed; it was hilarious. And much preferred to getting "shanked".

[very awkward-looking writing, with several illegible strikeouts and misspellings]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

Yuffie-han, you're all right? I was worried.

- Sen

[mukuchi.livejournal.com]

I have something of yours.

-Mori