[Handwriting kinda rushed.]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Soooo, uh. 'Bout that thing. In the Sun Room.

Whoops?

If you got shanked, I'm kinda sorry--- I. I'm not gonna ask for forgiveness or anything, 'cuz it's not like I hope I didn't mess any of you up too bad. I did try to hold back a lot. And if you got Mini'd, I'm totally not sorry at all, because that was pretty hilarious.

Aaaaaaanyway. Miku, okay? Kenshin, how 'bout you? I can try fixing up your arm a bit more tonight, if you want. What the hell were you DOING, getting chucked off a balcony? Mizuho, uh, guess we'll haveta try again another time. Wasn't exactly countin' on getting dragged off like that. Turks! Hope you had a fun night, even though I bet you must be feeling like a bunch of total lamers for missing out on the party. Yukari? Sagara-Junior? Lulu n' Suzie? I bet you forgot to pick up something for me in that shed, didn'tcha. Everybody else? C'mon, gimme messages!

ALSO, does anybody wanna help me find Landel so I can re-arrange his innards to spell 'gigantic retard'? Jerk has it coming like sixty gazillion times over.

Comments

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

I'm okay.

But you shrank me. Yuffie-chan. I could've been eaten by a... a bug!

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear you're OK. Didn't trip you too hard, did I? So, hey, is that 'chan' thing another honorific? Haven't heard that one before.

Yup, I shrank you. When you think about the alternatives, I think you got a pretty good deal, y'know! And if you'd just hung around by the sun room door and left when you were bigger, I could've totally stopped things from eating you.

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

No, it was the flying leap out the Sun Room that really hurt. Yes, it is!

Well, I hadn't seen you to begin with. Ah... Let's not tell Sagara about this, please. I don't want him to worry. Or rather, let's not let him find out this way.

[not his usual handwriting - the nurse is doing it for him]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Oh my, did Yuffie-san have some problems last night?

-Julian Ikeda

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

[inkblot]

Me? Nope. I don't think people are gonna want to play tag with me again, though.

[anon]

[full-score.livejournal.com]

At least someone can act cheerful about it.

[Strikes legible enough]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Keyword being act.

What d'you want me to do, get out the whips and chains and start with the self-flagellation?

If you were one of the ones who got tangled up in it, like I said, I hope I didn't mess you up too badly. [There's an inkblot or... six; Yuffie's trying to decide if she should just be honest or not.] I can't change the fact that it happened, but it's not like I'm happy about it.

[purgatio]

...Yuffie, huh....

...Well, I for one, had a fine time. Even if-

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhkay. NEXT.

[superdynamic.livejournal.com]

Did you have Special Counseling? Are you alright? Don't feel like it was your fault, it was Landel's. Also, we got an extra bat last night. Don't know if you want it, and Lelouch probably wouldn't want me to give it away without trading something for it.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Yes n' yes, and pfffft to that last one. Mornin', Suzie! That bat might be handy... Lulu never said anything about trading, but I guess I could be persuaded to fork over those transcripts I waved under his nose yesterday.

[remedying.livejournal.com]

... You're taking it pretty well.

What kind of message do you want?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

[Tiny inkblot] Of course~.

How'd your night go? That sort of thing! Alternatively you could tell me some hilarious anecdote that may or may not be used against you in the future.

[degozaruyo.livejournal.com]

Thank you for...whatever that was. Actually, Yuffie-dono, what was that? This one has never seen anything like that.

Also...about the other thing. This one doesn't blame you for it, but we will never speak of it again.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

If you're talking about the Hi-Potion, it's a curative, like I said. Cures stuff. Not the most potent out there, but I figured that it'd be better than letting you flop around on the floor for the rest of the night.

Oh, y'mean the part where I turned you into a frog? :)) I DID warn you.

And, hey. That offer I made up there? You should totally take me up on it, even if it wasn't your sword-arm that got smashed up.

[kingside]

The metal there wasn't the best quality. I was thinking of visiting the gardener's shed or possibly the kitchen instead for something better-- unless you want a weapon that'll bend or break the first time you use it?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Scratch the kitchen right out, unless you're prepared to fight your way through. I've heard that there's a good source of metal in the bathrooms; that'd probably be a sliiiiiiightly safer option. Not sure about the quality of what you can get from there, but I've been planning on checking it out anyway.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

No need to apologize, Wutai. I was [inkblot] kinda evil last night, too.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Damn.

...

I guess Landel's is scared out of his socks at the idea of two awesome ninja teaming up together, in that case! On a scale of one to ten, how kickass were you?

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Agreed; it was hilarious. And much preferred to getting "shanked".

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Lemme guess. You were the little blond?

[very awkward-looking writing, with several illegible strikeouts and misspellings]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

Yuffie-han, you're all right? I was worried.

- Sen

[the sarcasm. It is tangible]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for all the help.

[mukuchi.livejournal.com]

I have something of yours.

-Mori

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

[Why hello there, inkblot. And two, and three, and four. Result of Yuffie tapping her pen rapidly, repeatedly on the paper.] wait wouldn't that

The shuriken?