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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Elena...

I'm sorry, about last night. I tried to find you, but things happened and I couldn't. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to break my promise.

I'm sorry.

~Tamaki

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Kyouya?

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Are you okay? Nevermind, this question has been asked three times already on this post. Nothing. It's good to see that you made it through the night.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I don't want to bother you with my silly little problems, Kyouya.

It was quite a night. I'm glad you're alright, too.

Renge's here.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Your silly little problems are my business, idiot.

I saw. She made quite the entrance, as always.

...You still haven't seen Haruhi, have you?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

You'll just tell me I'm being stupid. And I probably am.

She doesn't understand what's going on. And she wouldn't listen.


....

No. I haven't.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

You're not always stupid. Most of the time, yes, but...

Sigh. He's in a mood again. It's a lot to take in, Tamaki. I wouldn't have listened if I hadn't seen it for myself. Anyway, you know Renge-kun. She's far from a helpless girl, and she's not alone here — right?

I see. From what I hear, random disappearances don't seem to be unusual.

Perhaps it's better that she's no longer here.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Kyouya, now really isn't the time for me to be blathering on to you about my....blossoming sexual identity crisis

I know it is, but..Hikaru and I think she thinks it's some sort of game or something. And she isn't alone, but...she can't protect herself at night!

But we don't know what happens to them. I just...hope she's safe.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

.................what.

I'll talk to her. All right?

Chances are that she is. It's Haruhi, after all.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

You heard me! Or...read me! I'm dealing with something very traumatizing right now!

Thank you. She listens to you. And I'm worried.

I know. And I'd much rather her be somewhere other than here.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

...Tamaki. Is this about the vampire?

I'm not exactly sure how well she listens, but having to you explain would only increase the confusion. And histrionics.

Same. Don't worry so much, hm?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

What? NO! This has nothing to do with that! WOULD EVERYONE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT?!?!

She listens to you. Or, well, she listens to you better than she listens to anyone else.

I'll try.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Okay, not "Count Dracula." I'm relieved, it's better that... business doesn't follow us back to the host club.

I assume you're talking about Elena or Ed then? Or, knowing you, it could be someone entirely new now.

Right, right. I'll take care of it. You know me.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That isn't going to follow us anywhere if everyone would stop talking about it. Really, I was just helping out a nice gentleman, that's all there is to it.

Er... yes. No, it isn't anyone new! I'm not some...some... gigolo! And who isn't even the point!

I know. Thank you, Kyouya.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Interesting. And worrying. I believe you, Tamaki. I'm sure the sort of help required by a vampire would not put you in any danger whatsoever.

Some people would say that "who" is a very important consideration. Unless you find yourself attracted to more males than just this Ed of yours. That is the issue, isn't it?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's so. I wasn't in any danger, and it wasn't... there was nothing perverse about it!

THE ISSUE IS THAT I HAVE A SEXUAL IDENTITY IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND HE ISN'T MY ED!

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Certainly not. You would never engage in any sort of perversity, like fantasizing about your "daughter" in a bathing suit or anything like that. These allegations are ridiculous.

Everyone has a sexual identity, Tamaki. If it makes you feel any better, just imagine how well-received your crisis would be by the customers. Your designations would go up at least five percent.

And I didn't mean to imply that he was. Is Ed that tall, muscular blond I saw you talking to yesterday?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That's different, Kyouya! Innocent fantasies are one thing, but... that isn't what I'm talking about. I'm talking about.... not-so-innocent fantasies! AND BESIDES THAT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HARUHI IN AN IMPROPER MANNER! Then, anyway.

Kyou-kun, you know me. I don't... think about these things! It's improper! And can you not think aboutmy crisis as a money-making opportunity?!?!

WHAT?!?! NO! NO! ED IS THE SHORT BLOND WITH THE MECHANICAL ARM! NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN, KYOUYA, PLEASE!!!!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

SHORT?!?!?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUPER HYPER ULTRA MIDGET?!?!? I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU TAMAKI!!!

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

WHAT??!

Ed-kun, you're shorter than Adel or I am! That's all! I didn't mean anything by it! I just wanted to make sure Kyouya knew the difference! I didn't want to cause any more problems, that's all!

You're the perfect height, really you are!

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Of course! You would know your overactive imagination better than I do. So you're saying that you've been having not-so-innocent fantasies lately?

I am merely looking on the bright side, Tamaki. And these things are only improper if you believe they are. After all, sex is a sort of manner of expression.

My mistake. I really do need to meet your friends one of these days. I don't suppose your tall friend was the vampire? He didn't look vampiric, but you never know...

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I don't think we should be talking about this here anymore. I've already said to much! WHY DID YOU LET ME KEEP TALKING?!?!

It's improper to think about your friends in certain ways! And you know how I feel about...physical relations. There's nothing wrong with sex, I just feel that...

Oh, I don't know what I think anymore!

No! And... look, Adel-kun and I are having a fight right now. He... doesn't agree with that sort of thing. Ed and I, I mean. I don't really want to talk about it.

[Much messier than usual]

[reunion.livejournal.com]

... Fantasizing about what? Tsk, tsk, tsk. And does Elena know about this? You should have just stuck with stripping, Tamaki.

Re: [Much messier than usual]

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Oh, just go away! I don't have a daughter, I'm only sixteen!

And...I...oh dear.

I didn't mean to write everything publicly....

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

...the tall, muscular blond was Adelheid Bernstein. Who is not going to be involved in the antics of someone like Suou Tamaki.
-Adel

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Ah, you're Adel. I'm Ootori Kyouya, his classmate from Ouran Academy. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I hear it's thanks to you that Tamaki's lasted this long.