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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Elena...

I'm sorry, about last night. I tried to find you, but things happened and I couldn't. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to break my promise.

I'm sorry.

~Tamaki

Comments

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Okay, not "Count Dracula." I'm relieved, it's better that... business doesn't follow us back to the host club.

I assume you're talking about Elena or Ed then? Or, knowing you, it could be someone entirely new now.

Right, right. I'll take care of it. You know me.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That isn't going to follow us anywhere if everyone would stop talking about it. Really, I was just helping out a nice gentleman, that's all there is to it.

Er... yes. No, it isn't anyone new! I'm not some...some... gigolo! And who isn't even the point!

I know. Thank you, Kyouya.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Interesting. And worrying. I believe you, Tamaki. I'm sure the sort of help required by a vampire would not put you in any danger whatsoever.

Some people would say that "who" is a very important consideration. Unless you find yourself attracted to more males than just this Ed of yours. That is the issue, isn't it?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's so. I wasn't in any danger, and it wasn't... there was nothing perverse about it!

THE ISSUE IS THAT I HAVE A SEXUAL IDENTITY IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND HE ISN'T MY ED!

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Certainly not. You would never engage in any sort of perversity, like fantasizing about your "daughter" in a bathing suit or anything like that. These allegations are ridiculous.

Everyone has a sexual identity, Tamaki. If it makes you feel any better, just imagine how well-received your crisis would be by the customers. Your designations would go up at least five percent.

And I didn't mean to imply that he was. Is Ed that tall, muscular blond I saw you talking to yesterday?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That's different, Kyouya! Innocent fantasies are one thing, but... that isn't what I'm talking about. I'm talking about.... not-so-innocent fantasies! AND BESIDES THAT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HARUHI IN AN IMPROPER MANNER! Then, anyway.

Kyou-kun, you know me. I don't... think about these things! It's improper! And can you not think aboutmy crisis as a money-making opportunity?!?!

WHAT?!?! NO! NO! ED IS THE SHORT BLOND WITH THE MECHANICAL ARM! NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN, KYOUYA, PLEASE!!!!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

SHORT?!?!?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUPER HYPER ULTRA MIDGET?!?!? I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU TAMAKI!!!

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

WHAT??!

Ed-kun, you're shorter than Adel or I am! That's all! I didn't mean anything by it! I just wanted to make sure Kyouya knew the difference! I didn't want to cause any more problems, that's all!

You're the perfect height, really you are!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Huh. That's okay then, I guess. Sorry. Overreacted.


But I'm NOT SHORT!!! Really.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

It's alright. It's been...well, a rough night and a not very good morning, either.

I know you aren't! You're a very nice height.

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Of course! You would know your overactive imagination better than I do. So you're saying that you've been having not-so-innocent fantasies lately?

I am merely looking on the bright side, Tamaki. And these things are only improper if you believe they are. After all, sex is a sort of manner of expression.

My mistake. I really do need to meet your friends one of these days. I don't suppose your tall friend was the vampire? He didn't look vampiric, but you never know...

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I don't think we should be talking about this here anymore. I've already said to much! WHY DID YOU LET ME KEEP TALKING?!?!

It's improper to think about your friends in certain ways! And you know how I feel about...physical relations. There's nothing wrong with sex, I just feel that...

Oh, I don't know what I think anymore!

No! And... look, Adel-kun and I are having a fight right now. He... doesn't agree with that sort of thing. Ed and I, I mean. I don't really want to talk about it.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

It's irresponsible to blame your problems on someone else, Suou Tamaki. If you had shown even a moment of restraint, then perhaps you wouldn't be in the situation you are now.

Also, to call it a 'fight' is a bit disingenuous, wouldn't you think?
-Adel

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Kyouya knows I have a habit of getting carried away and not knowing when to be quiet. Usually he gives me a good smack and calls me an idiot when I do that. And I know I deserve it.

You're right. You're having a fight. I just miss you.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

You can't rely on someone else to rein in your idiocy! Nor can you keep feeling bad after the fact! Or do you still naively believe that simply apologizing and relying on the largess of others is enough? In this place, especially, you should have realized this!

And also, kindly rephrase
-Adel

[Much messier than usual]

[reunion.livejournal.com]

... Fantasizing about what? Tsk, tsk, tsk. And does Elena know about this? You should have just stuck with stripping, Tamaki.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Oh, just go away! I don't have a daughter, I'm only sixteen!

And...I...oh dear.

I didn't mean to write everything publicly....

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[reunion.livejournal.com]

You should have thought of that sooner! I'm not leaving anyway, so while I'm here, would you care to explain that "daughter" thing? I could use a good laugh.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

It's just a little term for a friend of ours, that's all! You wouldn't understand and I'm not going to waste my ink trying to explain. Now please, go away!

KYOUYA, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

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[reunion.livejournal.com]

Don't feel like it. Besides, you never answered my question! Does Elena know about this daughter-- sorry, friend of yours? She'd have to now, but this is hardly the best way to find out about it, isn't it? I don't see why so many people seem to like you, Tamaki. You're horrible at relationships.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

...the tall, muscular blond was Adelheid Bernstein. Who is not going to be involved in the antics of someone like Suou Tamaki.
-Adel

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Ah, you're Adel. I'm Ootori Kyouya, his classmate from Ouran Academy. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I hear it's thanks to you that Tamaki's lasted this long.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

You flatter me; I only did what was necessary to protect him, as anyone would.

But it is a pleasure to meet you, in as limited a manner as we have.
-Adel

[coolegoist.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, not everyone has such selfless intentions, Adel-san. I usually trust Tamaki's judgement when it comes to people, but he can get misled sometimes. So please, accept my gratitude for looking out for him.

Yes, it is limited, isn't it? I hope we have a proper introduction sometime.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

...yes, he can be mislead quite easily, at times. Rather, I should extend my sincerest apologies for not having looked after him more closely. Still... now that you are here, he might be better off.

You seem to know me by sight, though I can not make the same claim. Depending on how our scheduling works out, please feel free to approach me whenever you're free.
-Adel