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[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[There are several lines of false starts, all scribbled out]

To robot-type people and anyone else with a lot of patience,

Will someone please give our great leader Lugnut some coherent, useful explanation of what happens when two mechs like each other very much and so on? I'm running out of ideas and I'd really like people to stop mocking to have one of Megatron's finest have all necessary information for dealing with our current situation.

Will pay in goods or services (at a reasonable rate) and my eternal gratitude for anyone who can do this.

[The above is later edited to correct Lugnut's status.]

Comments

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

...then why does he need to know? Or are you just after someone to explain romance to him?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I tried it, that doesn't mean he understood it. And yeah, romance and physical attraction. He's practically a Megatron fetishist -- not that that's a bad thing, I'm on good terms with a few Megatron fetishists -- but doesn't get the physical bits.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

I'm confused, if you guys don't work that way, then why does he need to get the 'physical bits'?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Not those kind of...aagh. Just something so he gets why everyone keeps making jokes about nailing Starscream in a way that does not involve actual nails.