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[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]

♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

Comments

[Strikethroughs done hastilly, and still utterly readable-- actually, everything's scrawled hastily]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Oh god Admiral learn what subtlety is I shouldn't Let's never talk about it ever oh god

I don't know I'm not exactly

Admiral,

I don't know how to say this kindly in a way that non-bluntly, but [several letters that he barely even began before stopping] what happened shouldn't have and shouldn't happen again. Sorry

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I bet it was still fun.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Not the point.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

At least you had one fun night here. More than a lot of us can say. Besides, waking up the next morning and regretting having fucked someone is normal. Good to know your normal.

[GOOD GOING, YOU BROKE MY CHARACTER. <3]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

It wasn't it was just I have a goddammit It wouldn't have

dammit.

[I win!]

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

It's ok. We all have those days. If we were in a tavern, I'd buy you some mead and talk you into giving me the details.

Or something.

[Yes, yes you do. <3]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

This is my first time having one of these days, though.

The consumption of large amounts of alcohol has never sounded more appealing.

[Score!]

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Don't worry - you'll have more of them. After a while, you get used to them.

Hey! I bet we can make moonshine here. Then we can have the alcohol and I can poke you for details cause they have to be more interesting than my failed vampire hunts.

Well, some of them at least.

[Mwahaha. XD ]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened to my nice, plausible daydream of saving the universe and raising kids with my girlfriend...?

That actually sounds appealing. The moonshine bit, that is, not the details bit. (Vampires? Those are strictly myth, where I'm from.) I bet we could find something that ferments in one of the kitchens...

Hey, do apples ferment into anything drinkable? Because I have some of those.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

As opposed to someone else's normal?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I prefer people to be my kind of normal. Wich probably isn't anyone else's normal.

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Whoa, this really happened? Score, Cap'n!
-II

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Would you take offense if I told you to go away and die?

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Heard it too many times to care. Strange; did I touch a nerve, Cap'n? Most people are happier afterwards.
-II

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Look, X it's because Have I ever mentioned the beautiful girl back home that I love very much?

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Not as much as you loved ZEX last night~!
-II

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

what do you mean

... yes as much. Moreso. For a couple days straight before she took her fleet to attack the species that destroyed the planet her species originated on.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Ah, my Captain! ♥ Don't be silly! There's no need to be shy anymore, now that I know how you feel for me~

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

I'm not being silly what do you I'm not kidding dammit, Admiral

I mean it. Shouldn't have happened, won't happen again. Okay?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Oh ho! You do so like playing hard-to-get! Very well, I enjoy the chase in return! Although, I must admit I find your newfound reluctance rather puzzling, given how eagerly you were begging for my touch last night~ ♥

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Don't I'm It's not damn I'm not playing with you. I'm totally serious.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, and I'm very serious as well! As serious as you like! But I think we can better be ♥serious♥ in person, don't you? ♥

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Stop it. I'm not interested, okay? Last night was [Blot of scribbled out half-started words] not supposed to have happened.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Of course, not interested! Although, I find there is... substantial evidence against your claim. ♥ Don't tell me I have to convince you again? I'd quite look forward to such a thing, if that's the case~ ♥
(Although your shyness is very charming! ♥)

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

NO, Admiral, when I say "not interested" I mean it. What happened doesn't count. You started it I just dammit it's not going to happen again. Okay?

[[Sleep?? who needs that stuff? :D *Shoos you off to bed*]]