ext_148708 ([identity profile] wantsyourzex.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-06-22 10:39 pm

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EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]


♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
I see someone got their jollies on last night.

[identity profile] totallytheseme.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
...You actually have the time to do that here? Wow. You are a master pervert.

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Or perhaps he's adept at multi tasking. Maybe he was just bored. I've had a couple nights like that myself.

[identity profile] totallytheseme.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
And who's the lucky person? Or are you all alone those nights?

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[identity profile] k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no kidding.

Listen, for those of us who are telepaths, you couldn't close that mind of yours a little, could you? I'm normally all for sex, but what with your memories of what you're supposed to look like - you know what, the hell with it, I don't want to think about this enough to explain it. Just do it.

[identity profile] k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. That's my title, thank you; not only do I do it far more often without my partners waking up regretting it in the morning, I have three in this place alone. I could tell you how many I had outside if I'd ever bothered to keep track.

Just a little repressed, are we?

[identity profile] totallytheseme.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Repressed? Not really. If you really were a telepath, you'd know that.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not really that hard, y'know. Just takes some planning, or a little bit of luck, an' it could happen to anyone. A real master would've gotten busier by now. I mean, it's not like he's not looking, sheesh...
-II

[identity profile] full-score.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh boy.

[Strikethroughs done hastilly, and still utterly readable-- actually, everything's scrawled hastily]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god Admiral learn what subtlety is I shouldn't Let's never talk about it ever oh god

I don't know I'm not exactly

Admiral,

I don't know how to say this kindly in a way that non-bluntly, but [several letters that he barely even began before stopping] what happened shouldn't have and shouldn't happen again. Sorry

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[I win!]

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[Score!]

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[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, this really happened? Score, Cap'n!
-II

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you take offense if I told you to go away and die?

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[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not being silly what do you I'm not kidding dammit, Admiral

I mean it. Shouldn't have happened, won't happen again. Okay?

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[identity profile] themotherreborn.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, ah, thank you, Admiral, for asking after me.

I'm okay. Ran into....something last night, but it ran away after we hit it a lot.

[identity profile] numberii.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...um... don't take this the wrong way or anything, but... you're talkin' about more than just a massage, aren't you?
-II

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[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a massage to me, just the kind with a happy ending.

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[identity profile] metamollusk.livejournal.com 2008-06-26 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I made a complete report of my activities last night Admiral, if you care to read it. Though unfortunately my night was nowhere near as pleasant as yours seems to have been. I take it some form of congratulations are in order...?