ext_148708 ([identity profile] wantsyourzex.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-06-22 10:39 pm

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EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]


♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

[Score!]

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry - you'll have more of them. After a while, you get used to them.

Hey! I bet we can make moonshine here. Then we can have the alcohol and I can poke you for details cause they have to be more interesting than my failed vampire hunts.

Well, some of them at least.

[Mwahaha. XD ]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever happened to my nice, plausible daydream of saving the universe and raising kids with my girlfriend...?

That actually sounds appealing. The moonshine bit, that is, not the details bit. (Vampires? Those are strictly myth, where I'm from.) I bet we could find something that ferments in one of the kitchens...

Hey, do apples ferment into anything drinkable? Because I have some of those.

[And the plotting begins...]

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
After saving the world from destruction a person needs to enjoy the simpler things in life. Sex is definitely one of the funner ones. That's what I did.

Apples are a decent source of sugar, so they should ferment into something drinkable. Last time I made it, I used corn. The stuff needed to make it isn't going to be so hard to find as is creating the still. But I have some ideas.

We shall have moonshine. Soonish.

[and how horrible and depraved that plotting is. :3 ]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but he [arrow up towards the original post] really isn't my girlfriend. If he was her, last night I wouldn't be have you get it, right?

Dad's fruit wine just needed something to start the fermentation and a sealed container-- it wouldn't be as strong as something made with a still, but it should still be alcoholic, and easier to make...?

[Poor Zelnick. Someone just needs to take the pen away from Falis.]

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Guys usually don't like being called someone's girlfriend, but whatever floats his boat, you know? Anyways, there is that whole open relationship thing too. Maybe your girl won't be upset to find out you had some guy bent over the bed while trapped in some land of anchent teknology. Being captured makes people do things they normally wouldn't do. And hey, maybe she'd be happy you found some way to at least have one night of fun. Not everyone enjoys hunting and killing monsters and magical creatures like me, so maybe roming the halls isn't fun for you. Anyways, if I'm making moonshine it'll be GOOD moonshine. But maybe I'll make some weak stuff at the same time since it'd be done sooner and then you can tell me all about this guy named Zex who likes sex with you.

[Personally, I object to pen-taking-ness. XD *dies lauging*]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
that's not what happened!!!

Even if she wouldn't mind, I do, okay?

[Just wait until they meet^^]

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, so you two gave yourselves happy endings. Nothing wrong with that, tho I think my vershun is better.

And if you mind - fair enough.

How many apples do you have?

[I look forward to it~ XD ]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I think about a dozen, give or take.

[Especially when he finds out she's underage... ]

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That'll work. Got plans tonight? I can get started on the moonshine.

[Heh, somehow I don't think Mr. had-to-have-drunk-alcohol-at-eighteen-or-younger will mind. XD ]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
A few plans, but I'm sure I can find the time to drop off what I've got. That is, if you don't mind giving me your room number...?

[identity profile] himetsuru.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
F22. I'm the blond with the red eyes. The one with the blue is my roommate.

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-06-24 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, then. And so you don't mistake me for one of the monsters you enjoy killing-- I have brown hair and brown eyes. See you tonight!