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[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

EYL EEN,

I do hope things went well for you! This place can be very trying... I hope you are still in good health and doing well! If you would ever like some... assistance, let me know. ♥


ZXIG BAR,

Are you still available for our meeting tonight?


ZEL LOS,

I do apologize for last night! My Captain can be quite rude at times... I hope you will not think poorly of either of us! If you would like to reschedule, I would be very open to doing so! ♥


FWI FFO,

Are you safe? I hope you took our advice and stayed inside last night! This can be a very dangerous place... please, let me know.

Admiral ZEX

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[[A sheet of paper with large, badly-drawn heart drawn on it is pinned to the board. Inside the slightly misshapen heart are a series of decorative pictographs and symbols and near the bottom, one can possibly make out a one-eyed creature with tentacles perhaps holding a stick figure, all drawn with the finesse that one may expect from an alien still unfamiliar with the concept of "hands".
The following is written inside the heart in large, all-too-noticable letters]]

♥ My most beautiful and flexible human Captain ♥

I can't even begin to describe how wonderful last night was with you! It is something I will ♥ treasure forever ♥. Who would have thought human hands could do such amazing things! You do teach me so much. ♥
I can't wait to see you again, and to explore your bo♥dy again as well! I think I barely scratched the surface of your fascinating smooth skin ♥! And I think it's an experience best repeated ♥as many times as possible♥ for its full educational benefit. Please, let me know when I can next see you, my human love! I want to show you my... appreciation.

(I've been told that humans appreciate carefully made and decorated messages... I hope you will forgive my poor handwriting! I did try my best, but I am not as skilled with my hands as you are ♥)

♥♥♥
ZE♥X
♥♥♥

Comments

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I see someone got their jollies on last night.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

...You actually have the time to do that here? Wow. You are a master pervert.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps he's adept at multi tasking. Maybe he was just bored. I've had a couple nights like that myself.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

And who's the lucky person? Or are you all alone those nights?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean here. At least not yet. Besides, sometimes nights after a busted hunt get cold and your bored and you had way too much mead and there's a guy that looks like you might not break him and he's not one of your partners around.

I mean, it passes the time and is a good stress relief.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

I think I might know a couple guys I could set you up with, if you still need someone to help you pass those long, lonely nights.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I doubt they could keep up. Anyways, the nights aren't so boring anymore.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you've found that special someone.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm not familiar with that phrase. But it was very enjoyable regardless!

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Please, I prefer "open-minded".

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Oh boy.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Strikethroughs done hastilly, and still utterly readable-- actually, everything's scrawled hastily]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Oh god Admiral learn what subtlety is I shouldn't Let's never talk about it ever oh god

I don't know I'm not exactly

Admiral,

I don't know how to say this kindly in a way that non-bluntly, but [several letters that he barely even began before stopping] what happened shouldn't have and shouldn't happen again. Sorry

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I bet it was still fun.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Not the point.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

At least you had one fun night here. More than a lot of us can say. Besides, waking up the next morning and regretting having fucked someone is normal. Good to know your normal.

[GOOD GOING, YOU BROKE MY CHARACTER. <3]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

It wasn't it was just I have a goddammit It wouldn't have

dammit.

[I win!]

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

It's ok. We all have those days. If we were in a tavern, I'd buy you some mead and talk you into giving me the details.

Or something.

[Yes, yes you do. <3]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

This is my first time having one of these days, though.

The consumption of large amounts of alcohol has never sounded more appealing.

[Score!]

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Don't worry - you'll have more of them. After a while, you get used to them.

Hey! I bet we can make moonshine here. Then we can have the alcohol and I can poke you for details cause they have to be more interesting than my failed vampire hunts.

Well, some of them at least.

[Mwahaha. XD ]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened to my nice, plausible daydream of saving the universe and raising kids with my girlfriend...?

That actually sounds appealing. The moonshine bit, that is, not the details bit. (Vampires? Those are strictly myth, where I'm from.) I bet we could find something that ferments in one of the kitchens...

Hey, do apples ferment into anything drinkable? Because I have some of those.

[And the plotting begins...]

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

After saving the world from destruction a person needs to enjoy the simpler things in life. Sex is definitely one of the funner ones. That's what I did.

Apples are a decent source of sugar, so they should ferment into something drinkable. Last time I made it, I used corn. The stuff needed to make it isn't going to be so hard to find as is creating the still. But I have some ideas.

We shall have moonshine. Soonish.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. That's my title, thank you; not only do I do it far more often without my partners waking up regretting it in the morning, I have three in this place alone. I could tell you how many I had outside if I'd ever bothered to keep track.

Just a little repressed, are we?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no kidding.

Listen, for those of us who are telepaths, you couldn't close that mind of yours a little, could you? I'm normally all for sex, but what with your memories of what you're supposed to look like - you know what, the hell with it, I don't want to think about this enough to explain it. Just do it.

[and how horrible and depraved that plotting is. :3 ]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he [arrow up towards the original post] really isn't my girlfriend. If he was her, last night I wouldn't be have you get it, right?

Dad's fruit wine just needed something to start the fermentation and a sealed container-- it wouldn't be as strong as something made with a still, but it should still be alcoholic, and easier to make...?