[signed, messy but still sort of legible]

[ham_fisted]

Those who leave their phony name with a not-so-phony room number below
May find a surprise in their room tomorrow!

[arrow pointing to 'room number'] wait, wouldn't they include

Hey, I could deliver them ALL!

Comments

[ham_fisted]

Nothing spectacular.

Yep! As a matter of fact. If you're in the room, that is.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

...Intriguing.

How do I know this is not a trap of some kind?

[ham_fisted]

I seem like a guy who sets traps for people, pal!?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I have very little evidence to say one way or the other! Although, I suppose you could always change that, with a good word or two...

[ham_fisted]

I'll show you! Tell me your room number and you get yours first! It'll be in top condition, too! Proof enough I'm not some hapless hooligan!

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

M66, my dear! If nothing else, this should be rather interesting...

[ham_fisted]

Mark my words.

[handwriting a bit neater]

[ham_fisted]

Could you tell me the name they gave you as well?

Re: [handwriting a bit neater]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

The name they gave me... Max Vyer, I believe.