[signed, messy but still sort of legible]

[ham_fisted]

Those who leave their phony name with a not-so-phony room number below
May find a surprise in their room tomorrow!

[arrow pointing to 'room number'] wait, wouldn't they include

Hey, I could deliver them ALL!

Comments

[high-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

...are you feeling all right, Detective?

[ham_fisted]

Fine, sir!

[added as an afterthought] Oh, sir! What's "his" name? Can you remember it?

[haiiro-no-chou.livejournal.com]

What sort of surprise? And please don't say, "Well, then it wouldn't be a surprise!"

[ham_fisted]

A little light reading.

[haiiro-no-chou.livejournal.com]

F7. :-)

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

What kind of surprise?

...Will you deliver it personally?

[ham_fisted]

Nothing spectacular.

Yep! As a matter of fact. If you're in the room, that is.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

...Intriguing.

How do I know this is not a trap of some kind?

[ham_fisted]

I seem like a guy who sets traps for people, pal!?

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I have very little evidence to say one way or the other! Although, I suppose you could always change that, with a good word or two...

[ham_fisted]

I'll show you! Tell me your room number and you get yours first! It'll be in top condition, too! Proof enough I'm not some hapless hooligan!

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

M66, my dear! If nothing else, this should be rather interesting...

[ham_fisted]

Mark my words.

[handwriting a bit neater]

[ham_fisted]

Could you tell me the name they gave you as well?

Re: [handwriting a bit neater]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

The name they gave me... Max Vyer, I believe.

[anonymous]

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Interesting. And what exactly do you have to give us all, hm?

[ham_fisted]

You'll see.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm curious now. :)

Caleb Stern, M39

[osakapwnzu.livejournal.com]

Hm, I'll bite!

Harley Hartwell - M93

[Handwriting disguised]

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll see.

M28

[flashyaudacity]

I'm curious... Kyle Crowe, M52.

[idolism]

[comment has been ripped down]

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

I understand. Thank you.

Jehna Walker - F12

[haiiro-no-chou.livejournal.com]

Ah, forgot the name. Hanada Shiori.

[sloppy handwriting]

[secret-orchard.livejournal.com]

M74

Gilles Larue

[offduty.livejournal.com]

You've got to be shitti

Whatever, okay. I'll bite. Kelly Lamden, M30.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Oh, a surprise then, is it?

Alright~♥ M63. Julian Ikeda.

[littlestrawdoll.livejournal.com]

M10, Rhett Butler, and F31, Lily Matthews, but please don't put this request ahead of any others.

Be careful, sir.

[heartofrevenge.livejournal.com]

I do not see what harm it could possibly do.

Arden Smith, M78. However, do not feel obligated to do anything with this information.

[jurisfictional.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'll bite.

Emily Bellman, F36.

[strikeouts legible; he's only drawn a single line through the text]

[unmocked-lawr.livejournal.com]

If by 'light reading' you mean

Philip Hunt. M14.

[her-lion.livejournal.com]

New reading material could prove interesting.

Francis Knox, M36.